June 16, 2005

• Lifted with undignified impunity from the good people at Metachat, who were "...born stupid, and greatly increased [their] birthright." paraphrased from Samuel Butler
• Man, I was having a good time going down the front page, until I came across this: I don't see much future for the Americans. Everything about the behavior of the American society reveals that it's half judaized, and the other half is negrified. How can one expect a state like that to hold together? - - - Adolf Hitler Um, what the fuck? This is a "funny," "curmudgeonly" quote?
• I think it's important to laugh at Hitler as often as possible, if only in a 'what a fucking loon he was' way. And that is the statement of a fucking loon...
• Perhaps it's to be taken in light of *his* success...?
• Everyone knows the problem with Americans is all the Irishization, anyway.
• Damn the Irish, with their beer and their songs and their shoes with little bells on the ends of the toes and green double-breasted suits and bowler hats and their wee little pocket watches and their doomsday machines and their Martian prostitutes and cheese.
• Martian prostitute cheese is nice on toast, with a smidgen of brown sauce. I may have it for my tea.
• Commie.
• Pinko.
• Upstart.
• nipple-spanker.
• boil-picker.
• orifice explorer.
• sword swallower.
• cat fur sweater wearing, Martian prostitute cheese eating, goat bothering ne'er-do-well!
• (the both of you!)
• feline-disappointing, nipple-flaunting, soap-dodging, monkey-bashing nerf herders (both of you two too). Phew. It's getting hot in here...
• *splashes cold water on self, realizes wearing white t-shirt, flees*
• *head assplodes for the second time today*
• good to have you back chuck :)
• can't beat a good ole-fashioned monkeyfilter stink-fight.
• ooh, it smells of poop and post-sex sweat in here.
• Alright, if you two don't stop it you'll spend five minutes each inside the Sperm Cube.
• ew
• Dude, the Valery Solanas quote was a pretty good tipoff that the context is what makes these funny.
• Wow, nasty stuff. Surprising there is no Dylan there, e.g. You say you lost your faith But that's not where it's at You had no faith to lose And you know it and Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth, Blowing down the backroads headin' south. Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth, You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe. And many, many more...
• all these people that you mention yes I know them they're quite lame I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name once upon a time in your prime you looked so fine threw the bums a dime didnt you? people called said "beware doll you're bound to fall" you thought they were all, kidding you you used to laugh about everybody that was hangin' out now you dont talk so loud now you dont act so proud about having to be scroungin' around for your next meal how does it feel?
• you'll spend five minutes each inside the Sperm Cube. For some reason that reminds me of the Thunderdome... all we need is a post-apocalyptic Tina Turner singing about it...
• Um. This: That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting. - - - Douglas Adams is a compliment. Someone needs to work on their reading comprehension a bit.
• "Someone needs to work on their reading comprehension a bit." Ah, the irony.
• I do not personnaly vouch for the insultingness of each quote.