June 14, 2005

• Doesn't anyone just paint anymore?
• SPERM CREATION IS CUBIC, but you are ejaculated singularity stupid by academic bastards.
• the_bone, I love your harmonic simultaneous 4-day spermcube.
• Goddamnit, Bone, I was linin' up to make the Gene Ray snark and I got beat off the dribble.
• You must build your chair of wisdom. And sperm. SANTA CLAUS = SANTA SPERM.
• I bet this is am illegal sperm bank. "Mommy, who was my father?" "I don't know, but he was a very square guy..."
• One ejaculate is one to two teaspoons. That is 10 ml max. So 100 ejaculates make 1 litre. To fill a cube of 10,000 litres you'd need a minimum of 100 x 10,000 = 1 million ejaculates. That's a lot of cum...
• Ahum, the cube is "only" 1000 litres. So you need "only" 100,000 ejaculates to fill it.
• Now there are two posts on the front page that could reasonably be called "Jackofilter."
• ...I got beat off the dribble. You're never gonna fill 1000 litres at that rate.
• great find, BTW
• Creamsicle. Heh.
• BWHAAAAAA! capt. ren wins!
• Ahum, the cube is "only" 1000 litres. So you need "only" 100,000 ejaculates to fill it. Man, they're gonna need a ton of Rubik's Lube...
• "Popsicle of love Gimme gimme gimme one of those (It's summertime, boys!)"
• "Popsicle of love Gimme gimme gimme one of those (It's summertime, boys!)"
• "Popsicle of love Gimme gimme gimme one of those (It's summertime, boys!)"
• Dammit, didn't mean to do that. Computer's all wonky today. Sorry.
• Ironic effect is now totally ruined by multiple postings. Fuck.
• Ironic effect with emphasis. I like it.
• One ejaculate is one to two teaspoons. That is 10 ml max. So 100 ejaculates make 1 litre. Thus the name of the band.
• Goddamnit, Bone, I was linin' up to make the Gene Ray snark and I got beat off the dribble. I'm just psyched that, in this case, the intersection of "sperm" and "premature" actually worked out for me....
• Something... I don't know what, exactly... but there's something that doesn't make me want to crank out some sperm, put them into a sealed container, and ship them off on ice to a random "artist". I really would like to have a little more control over my potential procreative bits than that. Not saying this thing isn't legit, but still. It can go on without my donation.
• Isnt that what they pumped out of Rod Stewart's stomach?
• I bet I could have filled this cube myself the summer I was 17.
• I keep telling you people, Ham is NOT art. Sperm is not... Oh, never mind. I'm sure some of you have raised it to an art form by now. Capt. Renault: That could have been a mere posted comment. Now you have achieved the exulted status of a tagline producer: MonkeyFilter: Ironic effect is now totally ruined by multiple postings. Fuck. MonkeyFilter: Ironic effect is now totally ruined by multiple postings. Fuck.
• Will somebody please thing of the kittens?!?
• countdown to sidedish's kitten picture posting... 10-9-8-7-6-........
• Thanks for the link, koant. Now I can finally clear some room out of my freezer.
• Disturbingly, it was thinking of the kittens that prompted this in the first place.
• Ah, how one must suffer for one's art... /looks out the window for mail delivery
• SideDish is busy looking for some discrete loveology. Don't hold your breath waitng for the kittens.
• YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED
• Who says "Art is Dead"?
• Aiie! SideDish's kitty made me scared!
• *fap*
• That's a whole lot of sprained wrists.
• Is Art Dead?, he said giving his answer in the form of a question. Am I the only person who thinks this is somehow related to Timecube?
• That's Timecube, for the clueless.
• This art project is just one power failure removed from a REALLY bad smell.
• I've already killed a bunch of kittens. Where do I donate already?
• c/o DeadKittenCube
• I'd hit it.
• I really would like to have a little more control over my potential procreative bits than that. That's an interesting point. The site mentions anonymity, but I guess it would be good if the collection kit lets people know how to deactivate (denature?) it. I wonder how that's done, anyway. Nuking it in the microwave? The artist's personal website is GASM - gun - action - sex - money.
• Oops. Sorry, Koant. You linked to gasm already & I missed it, but now that I've checked it out I think some of his other work is more interesting than the spermcube.
• JACK IN THE BOX!!!!!
• *dies laughing* Why yes, I have had too much coffee.
• Nicely done, sexyrobot! HA!
• I say, "They'll need a ton of RUBIK'S LUBE." *crickets* Is this thing on? Well, I liked it. :(
• A large boxed lunch?
• Cum³
  
• *gives cum-hither look*
• "bandwidth exceeded." Apparently the server didnt want to swallow my request, and decided to spit it back at me...