June 10, 2005

Father's Day is quickly approaching. Still looking for gift ideas? How about a personalized branding iron? Ouchie. Because, "Whenever you want to give someone something very special that they will remember and use forever, consider a SteakBrands.com branding iron."
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • a quote from the second link... "It's for more than just meat! Buns......" guess it's quicker than a tatoo, eh?
  • I get all my branding irons at steakbrands.com. I simply will NOT shop for them anywhere else!
  • Yer gonna need one a' these here thingys if you wanna brand the whole cow. I also recommend nose plugs and ear plugs. Burning cow hair and flesh smells horrible and cows are amazingly loud when their four to six feet from your ear
  • We'd only need an order of 50 to get a Monkeyfilter custom brand.
  • Most of the Western irons look like bad Pictionary entries. Especially "buffalo" and "train."
  • Burning cow hair and flesh smells horrible... Ah, the agonized shrieks of unanesthetized quadrupeds being given third degree burns, while simultaneously having their testicles cut out. Have another hamburger.
  • If I had to choose between getting it all done at once and doing one, then the other, I think I would just go ahead and have it all done at once. And let me make it absolutely clear that I will consider my life properly lived if I neither have to be branded nor castrated, much less both, with or without the choice of together or separate. But I do think a hamburger for lunch would be tasty. Hmm.
  • We'd only need an order of 50 to get a Monkeyfilter custom brand. Ah, now you tempt me!
  • Um... I try to avoid giving my parents s&m gifts.
  • but nick, nothing says love like a steak brand!
  • *shudders at memory of strange burning smells wafting from the bedroom*
  • Great, now i have to eat salad for lunch. parental burning meat smell...egad
  • damn you Nickdanger, I now have cottage cheese in the keyboard!
  • *shudders at memory of strange burning smells wafting from the bedroom* And don't forget to be careful or you'll get burnt furniture and bed covers... : >
  • The ideal gift for the Dad who already has personalized castration tongs. Truly a timely post, SideDish.
  • # In young kids (less than 4 or 5 weeks) pull down firmly, but steadily until the cord breaks. Gyuhuuuuhhhhh.
  • and remember, the testes are slick and difficult to hold onto, so grasp firmly.
  • I have one. Really. Mine is electrical and I don't use it on skin, but to brand my company logo onto the furniture I make.
  • MARE BRANDS STUFF!!! how cool is THAT? i'm so envious. you COULD use it on steaks. or skin. right?
  • Mare: Are we talking about branding irons or testes now?
  • They have branding testes now?!
  • Monkeyfilter: slick and difficult to hold onto And, SideDish: AAAUURRRRrrrghhhhh... oh boy.
  • But do not brand them on the testes!
  • talk about a stepford community!
  • Dammit, no pics to go with the castration tongs. What is this community comeing to?
  • No one has posted a new fpp here in almost seven hours. Somebody had better post something quickly, or I am going to have to the unthinkable.
  • An emasculatome for Skrik. So if you see somebody lunging at you with these, now you know their intentions.
  • Oh. My. I think the boys just ascended next to my kidneys.