June 09, 2005

I like monkeys
posted by moot 18 years ago
  • I like pizza. I like bagels. I like hot-dogs with mustard and beer. I could eat egg-plants. I could even eat a baby deer. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn, over there?
  • sneh
  • Hee. chimaera wins.
  • So, anybody clicked on the link yet? I'm kinda afraid to.
  • I did. I don't quite know what to say. It's a short story/joke/oddity, one which I think I've read before.
  • And now it's broken. May I ask, WTF?
  • Well, that was a waste of sixty seconds of my life.
  • I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I'm not sure why this is so funny, but it made me laugh out loud.
  • This is olde.
  • might be old but new to me. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. oh this is a riot. moot, if this is your first post i look forward to others! now i must go forward that to various warped folks.
  • I like my monkeys fresh and juicy I like them sober, I like them boozy, and with my consumnate bad sense I read this post -- and fled from hence.
  • Thank you for reading my mind, beeswacky.