June 08, 2005

• >"Danilo ... is deeply perturbed by what has happened. He has lost his hair and is suffering shock," Lipera was quoted as saying by Ansa. Oh man... the ambulance-chasing makes it difficult to feel properly sympathetic.
• wow. Big gay meet up in Italy? Someone get the mopeds and we'll get on our bikes and ride.
• someone should pop this on viewropa gimme a reason to visit italy, c'mon i will try to be so gay
• ethylene, done. I tried to make my language as inflammatory as possible.
• "Danilo ... is deeply perturbed by what has happened. He has lost his hair and is suffering shock," See! That's what happens when you perturbate!
• I was thinking the other day of how nice it would be to live in southern Italy. I could teach, drink wine, hold garden parties, generally live the good life. I don't think I'll bother. I'd rather live in the southern United States. At least there the bigots try to hide their identities.
• I'm so gay I can't even drive in a straight line!
• I don't think I'll bother. I'd rather live in the southern United States. At least there the bigots try to hide their identities. What part of the South do YOU live in? Where I come from, they practically print up t-shirts and issue bumper stickers. Yeah, the stars and bars are about cultural pride. Pull the other one, it's got bells on...
• Actually, the cops said yes; the courts said no.
• peacay wins! BWHAAAAAAA!!!
• Too queer to steer?
• Perhaps what the cops meant was that he was too gay to drive a certain car? Like, maybe he was in a Dodge Charger or Gran Torino or something, when he should have been in a lavender Beetle, a Jeep Liberty or, possibly, one of the new Saturns?
• I'm thinking anything other than a Chevy half-ton with a picture of Calvin peeing on a #24 in the back window would be a vehicle too gay for the Italian cops.
• I'm thinking anything other than a Chevy half-ton with a picture of Calvin peeing on a #24 in the back window would be a vehicle too gay for the Italian cops.
• Oops, double post. Sorry.
• Was it a stick? Sorry, I've got nuthin'.
• Stick....bwhah hahahaha
• You're DRIVING ME GAY-ZEE!!!!
• Just another way to try to link up the civil rights movement with the gay movement. Everyone is familiar with being pulled over for driving while black. Now, you can be pulled over for driving while gay.
• How did the cops know Danilo was gay? His cock tasted like shit.
• They can talk: all of the Italian traffic police I've ever seen are seriously getting their Village People on. Busy intersections are like an leather bar episode of CHiPs, now that the summer is here.
• we'll get on our bikes and ride. BI cycle gays Bi cycle gays BI cycle gays -- Biii cycle! Biii cycle! Biii cycle!
• Is summer here? Damn, I must have missed it.
• Skrik, we can swap for a month. It's getting to damn hot for me here (Midlands UK).
• Try central Arkansas. Of course, right now there's a Louisiana monkey laughing himself to death.
• To paraphrase The Big Lebowski, "And that's Danilo. Danilo, from Catania. And even if he's a gay man, and Danilo was most certainly that. Quite possibly the gayest in all of Italy. Which would place him high in the runnin' for gayest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man."
• They were just trying to avoid his getting rear-ended.
• Nice, PB.
• Actually, the cops said yes; the courts said no bernockle, I was just going to say that.
• Notice that it happened in "southern" Italy