May 30, 2005

Widow Bryant..*nsfw*..link contains some clay penis images ....no,no,no.....no,no,no
posted by Argh 19 years ago
  • This woman is a marketing genius. Now please kill me. Why is it that people into the whole 'faery' thing make my skin crawlz?
  • It's all so fucking treacly, it makes my teeth hurt.
  • My eyez!! My eyezzzz!!
  • The girls aren't quite as well done as the boys. She needs to spend more time staring at naked girls.
  • Sadly, I have a good friend who would just love this website. *guiltily wonders how much one would cost as a birthday present*
  • Way, waaaaay out of my budget. I'll get her a fairy book or something instead.
  • 480.00 man, I'm in the wrong business
  • No, no, no!! (disturbingly NSFW)
  • I didn't realize circumcision was so prevalent in the fairy community.
  • Why is that disturbing? Of all the possible naked couple poses I can imagine, that one is remarkably soft and caring. Her female figure, again, is not as well made as the male, but the two together are quite sweet. kimdog - They are Jewish fairies. It's a little known fact that most European fairies converted to Judaism in the 11th century; they began emmigrating to North America in the 14th century, but the big influx came after the religious wars of the seventeenth century.
  • Actually, to be accurate, those are both male figures, jb.
  • True, jb, it's not the caring loving pose that's worrying me, it's more the fact that miniature statues of anatomically-correct naked post-coital fairies even exist. But it could, as you say, have been significantly worse.
  • what. the. fuck?
  • Now that I think about it (these memories are hazy), I've seen quite a few naked faeries, and circumcision is fairly common, as are piercings and cock rings.
  • Actually, to be accurate, those are both male figures, jb. posted by moneyjane at 11:30PM UTC on May 30, 2005 Really? I'm looking again, and I believe you, but at the same time, the lower figure is very ambiguous. Short of seeing the chest/front clearly. But yep, still kind of sweet. I like the faces, and the hand brushing the hair away. I'm remembering when I was in a scupture class - I ended up doing a figure based on a live model. I added public hair in my scupting, because it seemed like the right thing at the time - more natural, and a neat sculpting technique (I also really enjoyed working on the hair, though I did a bad job on the face). I figured, if people have no problem with a nude, why would they mind one with pubic hair? The figure was female, and it felt honest to the female form to include it. But later I regretted it, because it did wig my mom out, and became something I couldn't really show my grandmother.
  • Don't dis the faeries. They have powerful magick. Woe betide thee, and all that.
  • Uh......no. Although, the picture of the woods is very cool
  • I can't believe I'm looking, but I see something dangly between the lower figure's legs, jb. Now I have to go find something a little more...not weird.
  • This is why the word twee was coined.
  • Oh, It dangleth, yon Tracicle.
  • not quite a girthquake, but still quite a dangler for a 10 inch faerie...
  • Anyway, it says they're "Tomas and Hassad", so it's very like they're both guys, right?
  • My grandma has seen faeries and she says they don't look like this.
  • Nor do they resemble descriptiuons I've been given. These are clearly Imposters!
  • Everyone knows this is what faeries look like.
  • You're right, it's dangling. Kind of defying gravity, actually. But you have to be careful in sculpture not to have thin parts sticking out too much or they might break. Not that these are as thin as they should be. I'm looking at the girls again, and maybe I was too harsh. Their faces didn't really strike me as the male faces had (kind of strange and cartoonish), but she does better with her commissioned portraits. This isn't exactly a portrait, but it's very striking. There is also another couple - this one is definitely very sweet.
  • This will always be the world's all-time ultimate fairy in my view.
  • (That equestrian fairy is our own BlueHorse, for those of you who haven't checked out the "I'll show you mine" thread.)
  • *blushes Thanks guys. I must admit though, my bits have stopped defying gravity in a most unfairylike way.
  • Ha! Great call, Pleg!!