May 28, 2005

Benicio Del Turro Hero! It's nice to see the stars livin' extraordinary lives(again), instead of broken down ruts n' scandles. The leading men, should be heros, and the women objects of desire. Bravo!
posted by Crackpot 19 years ago
  • Yawn. This smells like publicist's hype that may or may not have happened at all.
  • oh boy am I having some intense stuck-in-an-elevator w/benecio fantasies right now. I mean the guy is totally hot anyway, and I have this weird fetish about elevators...
  • I don't think you need "amazing upper-body strength" to lift Penelope Cruz out of an elevator but okay.
  • "When asked about the incident, Del Toro explained: "It was pretty hairy but I only did what any other man would do. I was glad to be able to help out." That's not a very nice way to describe Penelope Cruz.
  • Oh yeah? I'll see your puny Benicio Del Toro, and raise you an Ass Kicking Mother Fucking Miguel Ferrer! (Flash, and loud funkification)
  • Benecio is....simply wonderful. *sigh*
  • Mr. Koko and I are of the opinion that Penelope Cruz is actually a bizarre, harpy-like bird (we make shrill squawking sounds whenever we see her on screen), and therefore could have flown out on her own.
  • Heck, I could lift her out of an elevator, and I'm a 53-year-old woman. She's about the weight of a heron.
  • Koko; Haaaaaaaaaa!
  • cutflank is...simply heroinic. *swoon*
  • moneyjane: that *rocks* I love Miguel Ferrer.
  • MonkeyFilter: About the weight of a heron. MonkeyFilter: Actually a bizarre, harpy-like bird. MonkeyFilter: ....simply wonderful. *sigh*