May 27, 2005

• Love will find a way when you have a very long cock.
• The chafing. Dear, god, the chafing.
• Knock up in lock up
• Nailed in the jail.
• Poked in the pokey.
• Wham 'er in the slammer.
• Kink in the Klink.
• Excellent cell bone reception.
• Glory, glory hole-elujah!
• biologically fruitful copulation despite the vicissitudes of (ostensibly) solitary incarceration
• Extracellular mate tricks.
• shags among lags.
• A pole before parole.
• ball through the wall (that was too easy!)
• If you were to defeat the efforts of the prison guards by having intercourse would you be "screwing the screws by screwing"? just asking...
• Ben Dover
• obligatory Æon Flux reference (3rd note).
• All in all, he'd just a-burrowed his dick through the wall.
• Tricky dicky long and sticky make the girl all morning sicky.
• PY wins. (my best friend made the same joke a few months ago, and it never ceases to make me happy)
• Jailhouse Cock.
• Where there's a wall, there's a way.
• kitfisto wins! ha!
• Death row afterglow.
• Cementing the relationship.
• Tunneling to glory.
• Navigating the niche.
• Sex through a hole in a prison wall resulting in pregnancy. what?
• Koko wins!
• Jism in the prison?
• Boring for babies.
• Whacking the wallflower!
• pry ball through ply wall.
• The Nookie Monster: ♫ N is for nookie, it's good enough for me... N is for nookie, a solid wall can't stop me... N is for nookie, anythin' to get to that ☼... Oh, nookie nookie nookie starts with... ♫ Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm link is SFW
• Stabbing her with my flesh-shiv
• le petit morte under police escort? penetration during incarceration? dungeon plungin'? making it purr while sitting in stir? I'm exhausted
• Hot beef injection in the department of corrections
• Squirting goo in cell block two
• ...nor iron bars a celibate.
• Making her squeal in the bastille?
• /collapse
• You people with your quick wits and big brains make me so mad I could, I could... dammit, I can't think of anything! *shakes fists*
• sending it by jail male ah, the tunnel of love! *hums Well, you do the hokey pokey and you make another lout, That's what it's all about!
• Penile Institution
• In the Hole, she got the Loaf.
• Penalile institution.
• preview! preview! gaaarrr.... damn... *sulks away*
• I will never again hear the term "impregnable walls" in quite the same way.
• Wally ballin'.
• Had me an orgasm at Alcatraz'm But haven't found a hole yet at Joliet
• Misbehavin' at Millhaven
• Somebody call a screw. This boy's atunnelin' in. She got bigged in the brig
• /sees fish tick's "extracellular mate tricks" /dies laughing at biology joke
• Lost 'er cherry in solitary?
• Bun in the oven from cell wall lovin'
• It's country music in reverse! He got the coal mine, and she got the shaft!
• Then she found her boyfriend had actually been moved to a different cell six months ago.
• Harvey (through the) Wall Banger
• For a short while there, he was really going balls to the walls.