May 27, 2005
Beast Blender
Go create your own aminals!
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Feh. If I can't use it to make a liger, which is pretty much my favorite animal, than who frickin cares?
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I wanted to mate a unicorn with a platypus to make the world's first unipuses and platycorns.
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Unipus? What good is a unipus? We don't go for less, BlueHorse. We go for more. Start with an octopus, grab yourself a centipede (or better yet, a millipede!) and then we'll talk gene splicing. The platycorn I can see. But that might just be my medication.
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Christian Morgenstern from Palma Kunkel (1916) The Unicorn Unicorns, so widespread once, Are now just pubs and restaurants. At ‘The Unicorn’ we gather To have a pint of beer and blather. Who knows, though! Humans too one day May end up in the self-same way, As pubs where meat and drink are served (Our souls and bodies thus preserved!). At ‘The Human’ they will meet, Play cards, and have a bite to eat. Translated by David Cram