May 26, 2005

You've installed a panic room, but still not feeling secure? This might be what you need.
posted by Paranoia Agent 19 years ago
  • is this another contagious media thingie?
  • A bed with a Toiletry System? That can't be good, right?
  • I'll be glad when the Contagious Media contest is over...(this isn't part of that, apparently)
  • naw...I believe this is for real, it's been around for a while.. saw this mentioned a lot back post 9/11. And, on the contact web page is the statement "This product is not yet on the market. We are trying to sell the idea/product and are seeking investors" The interesting thing is that it was posted here by "Paranoia Agent"...hmmmm.. 2nd day member, 1st post... hmmmmmmm again.. Is this Tom Ridge????????
  • heh, long time lurker...after the "worshipping monkey" thing I kind of figured, what the heck
  • "The Safest Rest You've Ever Had" They obviously have not ever been a grown woman sleeping in Michael Jackson's bed.
  • Oh yeah, real safe. They've invented a cat toy for psychos.
  • Jeeeez...simplify your shit...just buy a Hazmat suit and a shotgun.
  • Looks an awful lot lot a coffin for two. But the toilet is a nice touch.
  • Welcome!
  • I'd rather build one of my own. But it's pretty stupid.
  • I call hoax! Either that, or they ripped the pic from another source. That couple is the same couple used in the Onion's article headlined Web-Browser History A Chronicle Of Couple's Unspoken Desires. (The link is to a "Page Not Found" site -- it's only archived for premium members.) If you have the Onion books, check it out. I'm totally right. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of that.
  • If it's a hoax, they appear to have fooled the NY Times.
  • I'd buy it, but only if it comes with Jodie Foster.
  • Huh. I've heard of this before. Where'd I see it? Oh... yeah! Seriously, that was my exact thought process.
  • Yup, a double poster.
  • I don't know why anyone would feel secure in a box. I'm with maryh, that thing is so coffin-like. shudder Good thing this is fake anyway... or is it? Da Da Daaaa!!!....
  • I prefer the freedom box (QT). It looks like just an ordinary dresser, but really, it's a freedom box. (Yeah, I'm totally double posting that on myself, but it's a funny video.)
  • What do you do when they just take the bed with you inside?
  • A bed with a Toiletry System? That can't be good, right? Especially considering that the thing folds up.