May 26, 2005

• here!?
• I have no idea why this posted 4 times? Me so sorry...
• The tale of the worshipping monkey must be told many times....
• admin please hope me
• I've seen this before somewhere.
• "I have no idea why this posted 4 times?" You pressed the submit button more than once. Or you thought the submit button was the preview button. In any case, you die now.
• I think it's the weed you're smoking. You should send it to me so I can test it for noxious chemicals.
• Tonight on "It's The Mind," we're going to talk about deja vu. That extraordinary feeling..... quite extraordinary! ...... that you've been... somewhere. . . before.
• That was a good episode.
• all i want to know is... is this, somehow, recursive?? and do we REALLY have to post it on metafilter? :)
• idea?!?
• One more post, and I could have mentioned the five-assed monkey. --Pat
• "I have no idea why this posted 4 times?" surferseth= surfer-'insane-twitchy-trigger-finger'-seth. I hope you don't own a gun. If you do, you should consider selling it.
• Oh, and the above link is NSFW, in the South Park sense. --Pat
• i suggest that all FPPs "accidentally" posted more than once heretofore be known as "worshipping monkeys." as in, "oh, i am so sorry for that worshipping monkey."
• Agreed.
• Ah, that was a good laugh. Thanks, all.
• So Be It.
• Wow, look how many times! Ah, to be young again.
• LOLs all around. I love how MoFi turns mistakes into fun.
• Even though it pushes my FPP down to 5th, all the sudden... =P
• Soon it'll be second, tho
• HE MUST BE PUNISHED
• But if the other ones are deleted, the running comments jokes in all four won't make sense anymore...
• DON'T underestimate the Farce.
• MonkeyFilter: All Worshiping Monkeys, All the Time
• And then he said thou shalt hurl thy feces, and eat a bananna, and it was good
• And he said thou shalt pick the bugs from thy neighbor's body, and eat them, and it was good.
• Episode IV, The Revenge of the Worshipping Monkey
• MonkeyFilter: I think it's the weed you're smoking. Never did one of those tags before. Just wanted to try it out. Now that I've done it this once, I'm pretty sure I don't need to do it again.
• Where am I? Why is it so hot? And why am I in this handbasket?
• but it was a good find, HW. You should do it again.
• gracias, minda. you are a kind soul.
• What I'm trying to say is, please send me some weed.
• Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-nine bottles of beer, You take one down, And pass it around, Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall....
• At MeFi, Surferseth would have been frogmarched to Metatalk and lashed to an inch of his rhetorical life. Over here he's gently kidded with the idea that it could have happened to any one of us. . . Not me of course.. . but still. . .
• is the lashing still an option?
• flaying?
• Beating about the head and neck with turnips.
• wet noodling
• A few slaps with banana skins oughta do it.
• Haven't those guys ever heard the phrase "Monkey see, monkey do..."?
• Beat him with a sock full of D-20's.
• "monkey do" ?
• sugarmilktea - man, that made me laugh :)
• Whatever it is, clearly the Worshipping Monkey has powers we cannot comprehend. I say we start a cult. I haven't been in a cult for a long time. I thought I was in one for a while, but then they gave me a diploma and told me to leave.
• Yeah, lets do it, cults are cool. Except when they get all killy and stuff.
• Yeah, a ban on Kool-Aid and other powdery drink mixes would need to be in the by-laws..
• monkey cult! Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys, Oh, so very round and super chunky, Bringing love wherever they go, Everyone's made of a big rainbow! Oh, red and orange and pink and blue Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys, We love you!
• There's an island full of Rainbow Monkeys? Why aren't we there right now?!
• Quid could be our cultish leader? ya know, since he's planning the coup d'etat and all...
• FaceMan, is that you? Oh, SNAP!
• this is more fun than a worshipping monkey.
• a barrelful of them, actually
• egads, where have the other Worshipping Monkeys gone? Not even in eek!
• I totally deleted them, sorry. If it helps I'll thoughtfully explain the resulting jokes in every detail so everyone knows what was in the deleted threads. It'll be super-funny! :)
• The other worshipping zones are forever in another dimesion... *begins meditating* *lights incense* ommmmmmmm....
• *looks around temple for something to sleep on* *begins chillin'* *lights doobie* *mmmmmmm*
• Worhsipping monkey that funky monkey
• "Worhsipping" ?????? I sure hope that was intentional and I just didn't get it.... or else we're cutting you off! (in the alcohol/drug kind of way...no reason to panic)
• Haven't those guys ever heard the phrase "Monkey see, monkey do..."? Actually it's monkey see, monkey Hindu... I'll shut up now...
• The Ramayana says Hanuman took off through the forest because his tail was on fire. Where's the "miracle"? oopssorrythat'sofftopic
• Ook-cult...?
• I think it's remarkable that they got the monkey to accept an offering of prasad, i.e. food. Surely nothing like that's ever happened before.
• I think this proves that monkeys evolved from humans.
• If you tell people something enough times, they will believe! Wait until we start circumsizing them. See how much they like this religion thing then.