February 05, 2004

Woman strikes oil in her toilet. Not sure if this will affect efforts to drill in ANWR, though.

posted by BearGuy 20 years ago

The toilets, it would seem, are revolting. I'm worried. What will we do once they turn against us? We have oppressed them for too long, and they're not going to take this kind of shit any more...
posted 20 years ago by flashboy
Oppressed proletoilet workers unite!
posted 20 years ago by Pez
that toilet sure is revolting. ugh.
posted 20 years ago by SideDish
Why do they want to drill for oil in ANWR SADT?
posted 20 years ago by Wolof
i once had a car named anwar. anwar the car.
posted 20 years ago by SideDish
Uplifting toilet tales. What's next?
posted 20 years ago by beeswacky
ANWR SADT Arrgghh, misplaced the link to the Valentine's Day candy heart maker. Oh, yes, here it is.
posted 20 years ago by goetter
I can't believe she's staying in a hotel. If my home were covered in oil I would see it as a perfect time to strip naked and slide around making penguin noises.
posted 20 years ago by Spooky
I love you for saying that. Especially the bit about penguin noises. I mean, we were all thinking it, yeah?
posted 20 years ago by flashboy

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