May 23, 2005

Your Age on Other Worlds - Java thingie.
posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • Right on. I've been seriously wanting to know this.
  • Apparently you are only 5 years old on Earth, Chyren - but it won't tell me what planet you actually came from.
  • Globuldeplinkulax in the system of GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAUIUUGHH-WAUGH.
  • Turn to the taupe side of the force, my young apprentice - we have less vowels and more pudding. Execute Order 66.
  • So I was reading (on the Venus page) that whenever Venus is close, it hides the same hemisphere from us, like the moon does. That freaks me out. They gave female attributes to the brightest object in the sky (after the sun and moon). I think that's rather progressive. But half the time, they mistook her for the devil, so ... huh. I guess that's even more enlightened. Venus is rad.
  • Hey, it gets my Earth birthday wrong! That's a pretty big mistake, considering that's the only piece of info I gave it. Are your guys's birthday a day early too?
  • I don't have any "guys". Those rumours are FALSE.
  • I wish I was drubk.
  • I am soooo leaving for Mars.
  • Mmmmm, drubk. I could go for some drubk. Is getting drubk legal here? How do you get the neccesary underage ibex through customs?
  • Same way as normal.
  • Hey, don't miss the "Your Weight On Other Worlds" link at the bottom! Damn, BlueHorse, if I go to Mars with you, not only will I be sixteen again, but I'll lose 125 pounds! Sweet! Well, except for the whole "lack of oxygen" thing.
  • the years boil faster if you live near the sun but if it's long life you're after you need to flow beyond Mars into the austerity of dark distance where years slow and stretch and decades hang frozen into icicles
  • Yea, Frogs, sure. Like if I could be half my age and weight I'd worry about breathing? Not hardly.