May 22, 2005

Crochet muffs. Hee! No, really, muffs! Vaguely NSFW. (via a little pregnant)

Check out the Kleenex cozy! "If you have ever wondered to yourself, "Gee, my life would be perfect if ONLY I had a crocheted vulva?" -- and who hasn't -- then this is the place for you. Now you can have your very own CROCHETED VULVA!"

posted by Melinika 19 years ago
  • This may accompany your post mel: http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html Googled for "knitwear penis warmer" "a pattern for a knitted penis, with "realistic" cabled veins" I'm sure my veins aren't cabled I upgraded to digital a few years back lol You could slowly unravel one to express displeasure in your partner the link doesn't work anymore tho =( And make a tea cosy instead well, everyone needs tea cosies very useful things to have about the place With bobbles My gran knitted a very nice one like a cottage With roses in the window box veiny bobbly cottage? ah, probably not, then Never did a penis warmer to my knowledge (Sorry gran) I don't think the church believed in veins ROFL LOL though the breeding capcity of the irish side of the family would suggest some popular knowledge of their usage
  • Too much information.
  • I have some friends who were in the Vagina Monologues who would LOVE these
  • See, I love this sort of stuff because it takes away from the stupid obsession that is still stuck in most folks heads that anything that is long, is phallic. Now I can look at most anything crocheted and say "now that's vaginic".
  • anything that is long, is phallic. Like, say, the tentacles of a squid?
  • Why buy a muff when you can make a womb?
  • And don't forget these vaginal handicrafts.
  • From her "Things you must know before you order" page: # I will email you when I ship out your vagina. I ship via United States Postal Service. # If any of the knots in your vagina ever become undone, ship it back to me and I will gladly replace it. Bwahahahaaaa!
  • No, really, muffs! Hey, leave me out of this.
  • Will they fit on the end of my Fleshlight?
  • Someone hold me, I'm afraid...
  • So, are these things made out of virgin wool?
  • Hey, don't miss the Vagina Lady! She had a booth across from my wife's booth at a craft fair last winter.