May 21, 2005

The Force is a Tool of Satan Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!
posted by rxreed 18 years ago
  • Okay, so who would win in a fight- Luke Skywalker or Jesus? Before you answer, consider: Jesus totally doesn't even HAVE a lightsaber.
  • R2 Demon 2 is a false god!
  • It's true! True, I tell you. I saw the film last night, and now I keep on having erotic dreams about Palpatine and his Satan's tool.
  • I, for one, welcome Satan especially if it means more top notch, fast action sci-flicks!
  • Hang up Jesus in your living room! This charming 11x17 poster can liven up your dorm room, office or crack den for only $5.99 including shipping. heh.
  • Ahhhhhhhhh! The seal, the seal, why whyyyyyy..... Luke skywalkers satans bitch? Whoa!
  • I kinda want the dancing jesus "the force is a tool of satan" t-shirt
  • Haha! "Is that Jesus in your pants or are you just happy to Praise the Lord?"
  • Okay, so who would win in a fight- Luke Skywalker or Jesus? Jesus: he has better dialogue.
  • God: "Jesus, I am your father!" Jesus: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo"
  • Holy crap, I wish they had a wallpaper-size version of R2-Demon-2.
  • you knew I was going to say it, but The theological implications are staggering.
  • That's funny -- I have a book which explains how the Force in Star Wars is actually God's Love. So someone's full of crap. And I trust a book over a website, sorry.
  • In other news, Ewoks = efriti.
  • the_bone's link reminds me of something in ROTS. At the beginning of the movie, Obi-wan almost swears,"In the name of-" and stops. What, exactly, would he be swearing in the name of?
  • In the name of the Farce?