May 19, 2005

YODA SINGS!
  • MORE COWBELL!!! It brought a smile to this monkey's face.
  • How many people's grandparents referred to it as "Star War" rather than "Star Wars", as in: "hey, why are you kids always playing with those Star War toys?" My grandfather did, and I know other people who said theirs did too.
  • Handing money to Annyong "Go see a Star War." - Lucille Bluth
  • It says: "It starts a little slowly, but is worth watching to the end (it's about 3 minutes long)." I would respectfully disagree. It feels like it's about an hour long. Furthermore, all that it has to offer is available in the first three or four seconds- if you're not well and truly entertained at four seconds in, DON'T- as I did- keep watching in the hopes that something different will happen. Instead, go and spend your Internet Dollar elsewhere.
  • That was the stupidest fucking thing I ever saw in my life.
  • Stan TB -- I wish I had read your comment before viewing. I just had the visual equivalent to saying a word over and over until it looses meaning. I often wonder if the internet provide us with access to more than we need
  • too many special effects -- not enough plot or character development. now i'm so tired and lonely.
  • >How many people's grandparents referred to it as "Star War" rather than "Star Wars" On a possibly-related note, my mom never grasped the idea that you sometimes just say [band name] instead of THE [band name]. Hence, 'The Pink Floyd'; 'The Jethro Tull'. Of course, my mom may have been doing that on purpose to drive me crazy.
  • Weren't they "The Pink Floyd" in the first instance?
  • Three minutes, an eternity. Oh and Zanshin, that saying a word until meaning vanishes is entirely more pleasant. I kept thinking to myself "Yoda better freaking 'splode or something.". Now as a personal favor to the , eh-hem, creative genius behind these works, allow me to suggest a career choice in keeping with the talent thereby shown; Food Service or Institutional Lackey (perhaps janitor)or maybe President. Now I may be a bit cruel in my assesment, but what I lack in tact and such, I make up for in aesthetic discernment and blatant honesty. All I have left to say is "Extra onions on that burger, sonny!"
  • I want my three minutes back! Like a gullible fool, I took the author's own words to heart and waited through that one joke short. Maybe it's karma for my telling a shaggy dog story. Or the aristocrats.
  • Was the movie any good?
  • AAAHHH NO SPOILERS *runs away*
  • yeah they did start out as the Pink Floyd. In the late 60s a lot of bands made the transition from "the" to no the, like The Cream. You really know you're getting old when you dont know if a artist name is a person or a band. I had that problem with Rilo Kiley for a while (its a band)
  • All I know is I like to watch the Seinfeld on the TV. And Jethro Tull is a person, dammit!
  • AAAHHH NO SPOILERS *runs away* OMFGWTF LUKE HAS TWO GAY DADS CALLED DARTH AND ANAKIN
  • on stal wals day, evelybody happy clazy
  • I grated my thumb. It's owie.
  • Don't underestimate the power of the non-sequiturs. /jabby finger
  • Roger Waters used to get annoyed with this and insist that people refer to them as The Pink Floyd even way after they had become very popular and known as simply Pink Floyd
  • Jethro Tull is a person, but he's not in the band.
  • I saw Kitfisto get killed. *cries* In the movie, not the pub.
  • Kitfisto gets killed? Wow, I thought NOTHING could make me like this movie more. Thanks Al.
  • Iiiiiiiiiii ain't got no booody... /Young Frankenstein Right. Moving on?
  • Boy, that guy Led Zeppelin sure does sing good!
  • (inserts Steely Dan joke)