May 18, 2005
Shop 'til you drop!
I know, I know, it's just a news story, but I just couldn't resist sharing...
-
the knickers, they vibrate? heh.
-
An "article" in "The Sun" is not a "News Story" ;)
-
My vibrating bullet is much larger than 2.5". (Interpret that as you will.)
-
They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital. Right there in the store?! Ha!
-
Somewhere, an Asian guy named Ben Wa is smiling.
-
That's so awesome!
-
An Asda spokesman said: “We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.”
-
The woman — who has not been named to spare her blushes — See now, that's what separates the U.S. from the U.K. (in addition to the Atlantic): If this had happened in America, a news crew would have been on the scene in the wink of an eye and carried a live feed of her ordeal. They would have had a helicopter unit following the ambulance to the hospital. And in case we missed all that, Jay Leno and Dave Letterman would recap it in their monologues and Jerry Springer would devote a whole episode to women who can't leave home without "it". America. Whadda country!
-
I cannot for the life of me imagine going shopping with a full-blown vibrator in operation. Chavs, anyone?
-
Or maybe The Sun just made this all up?
-
Viral marketing for Ann Summers. Or Asda.
-
MonkeyFilter: Somewhere, an Asian guy named Ben Wa is smiling.