May 13, 2005
Oh dear!
Dearest Darling Nostrildamus, you know i love you and all...and i'm not trying to break your heart...but i just had to share!
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During interrogation by the police after his arrest, he readily admitted the offence and said that was his third time. Ahem.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
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How can you say you've really lived if you haven't sexed the bird?
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It's not just chickens... American bestiality.
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Wait... Or to take another Seinfeld quote, "Was that wrong? I've gotta claim ignorance on this one."
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best line from that link: "If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it." bwhaaaaaaa! anyway, years ago there was a book floating around supposedly written by a guy who was in love with a pony. the foreword was even written by some respected sex researcher. the whole thing was a "we should be accepted for our special love" treatise. very, um, different.
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See also, evidently posted by our dear semi-departed/kind of reincarnated Nostril
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...there was a book floating around supposedly written by a guy who was in love with a pony... Hee hee hee hee hee... totally changes all those "I want a pony" requests... hee hee.
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Who hasn't gazed upon the fly-covered anus of a horse and thought, "I'd like to fuck that"?
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I'm in love with a pigeon. That one, right there. Or...maybe it's that one. No! Wait! For sure it's the third one from the left...
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I don't think I've ever seen a pony that was pretty enough to have sex with. I mean, I'm no prude, but it would have to be the Victoria's Secret model of ponies to cop me some wood, I'm fairly sure.
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Wait, I'm confused -- *what* federal govt. office is Mr. Chicken Lover being appointed to? (As for the mule luvin, um, do you get a step ladder or what? I'm just askin. No reason...)
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When chicks are born, it's are nearly impossible to tell males from females. Inspectors actually take a course in telling the difference so that roosters are seperated, confined, and then head off to become meat at about six weeks, while the hens will go to produce eggs in the hatchery. These people are paid very well, and they are called chicken sexers. The job they do is sexing chickens. 's true, dammit! It's a sad day for chicken sexers.