May 10, 2005

Sniffed it?!! Strange goings on on a New Zealand beach...
posted by kitfisto 19 years ago
  • Probably one of them strap-on cephalopods.
  • Maybe it had a distinct odour.
  • ooo, fish tick, another great band name.
  • fish tick, you made me choke on a lunch noodle. No more of that, you young scamp! peacay, the wonder of that study is that they found subjects to participate--I might decide to give up sex all together than to have to smell multiple strangers' armpit secretions.
  • I was wondering where my cock went.
  • Squidranch has a detachable cock?!? o_O "I assume they poked and prodded it and sniffed it to work it out." I don't think so. Especially the last bit about sniffing it. *shudder* What would they say? "Nah, doesn't smell like cock. More of a ... seaweedy aroma."
  • Bobbitted mer-bits!
  • I can't stop laughing about that last line.
  • Well... hrm.. Hard to explain. We have these tentacles that are used for reproduction... When the daddy squid and the mommy squid love each other very much....
  • She loved you so much she tore off your cock tentacle and left it on a beach? My god, man, I wish someone loved me that much. It gives me a kind of squishy feeling inside.. oh, that was just lunch.
  • Only in Auckland.
  • I agree. One of those Auckward things to discuss at the next party.
  • I assumed oddities were few along this beach, but Ew! Ew! Ew!
  • I've got it back. It had a couple of barnacles on and I had to have it re-varnished, but it's pretty much as good as new.
  • I've been looking for a good reproductive tentacle refinisher. They (the so-called 'experts') always seem to want to scrub it with cillit bang.
  • "She loved you so much she tore off your cock tentacle and left it on a beach? My god, man, I wish someone loved me that much. It gives me a kind of squishy feeling inside.." Yeah, the bitch is crazy, but she cooks a mean White Canadian.
  • I think re-furbishers are very few for wot seems to be wrong with you. Suggest you stop dropping your personal parts in plaiun view before the local chefs wise up and invent cock-calimari stirrup-cup!
  • Honestly. You land lubbers wouldn't know a cockleshell from a...