May 09, 2005
Rent a German and smile!
"You can select the German of your choice for an exclusive lifetime experience: Imagine to appear with your German at parties, family events, or just hang out with them at the local shopping center."
Explained here, in case you were wondering.
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Hire a Hun.
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Buy a Bosh.
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Oh, they have t-shirts! This is brilliant.
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Kontract a Kraut.
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Acquire an Alleyman.
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Lease a Ludwig.
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Manage a Monkey
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Furnish a Fritz.
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Dis a Dutch.
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Assault an American.
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Canoodle with a Canadian
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They have T-shirts? Wear a Westphalian!
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Parade a Prussian.
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Sublet a Saxon.
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Seduce a Southerner
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Charter a Cajun.
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Borrow a Bavarian.
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Barter ein Berliner.
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Mimic a MeFite
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Hang with a Hamburger.
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Swing and Sway with a Schleswig-Holsteiner.
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Take a Turkoman
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Wax your wienerschnitzel
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Och! I think it's terrible objectifying great white males in this manner!
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Rent-to-own a Rhinelander.
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Bid on a Bashi
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This thread is heil-arious.
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Finance a Frankfurter.
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Loan a Leipzigger
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Oppress an Österreicher.
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Fancy a Fuhrer.
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Munch on a Municher
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Hitch up a Hamburger.
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Dine with a Duesseldoerfer! Kuddle mit ein Koelner! Ja, das ist ein Schnitzelbank! If you are looking for a slightly used, domestically bred German-American, I can quote you a better rate and do a pretty good Seargent Schultz imititation.
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How can I meet so many gorgeous Germans and see none here?
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Well, that went on longer than I expected it to.
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Confabulate a Chyren
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Bother a BlueHorse ;)
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Patronise a petebest :P
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Amuse an Alnedra
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Mortify a minda25
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Keelhaul a Koko
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Fillet a fish tick
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Inspire an islander
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Martyr a mothninja.
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Tickle a the_bone
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Never minda25.
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Come again? unless you've got a dirty mind. then I get it, but unfortunately not before I hit "post". which would also make my above comment even better
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Belly-slap a BlueHorse.
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Munch on a middleclasstool
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OUCH! Poke a prismatic7 dirty? I must be slow since I don't get it. It was supposed to be webitalian: Never minda
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troll a tracicle, the goddam communist bastard hippie devil-worshipper.
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Tattle on the quidnunc kid.
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Make flirty eyes at Mickey.
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Muffle a Mickey
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Quibble with a Quidnunc
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poo on a petebest.
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Qurap on a Quidnunc!
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Piss pleasantly 'pon permanently pusillanimous petebest.
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Quieten a quidnunc it's a perfectly cromulent word
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Coo over koko /spring, hormones, what can I say.
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Query a quidnunc - Shouldn't that be "koo"? Get with the program, hormone boy! *hides behind petebest, blushing*
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Korrect a koko
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Quantify a quidnunc
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Quickly qurush a quidnunc
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Act aloof around Alnedra
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WRITE IN ALLCAPS ABOUT WURWILF!!11!!
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Chine a Chimera
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pontificate to petebest
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Kibosh a Koko
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Ambush Alnedra!