May 09, 2005

• I don't see anything wrong with being a feminine man, a "cross-dresser" or a queen, so I don't see why anybody would need an operation to "correct" her anatomical femaleness either. "I was born a badger in a primate's body; only by extensive surgeries and implants and years of dangerous chemical therapies will fix me."
• I'm pretty sure nobody cares what you see as wrong/right, hence the ftm community itself.
• If you think I care whether you think others care about what I think, guess again. Hence, stifle youeself.
• I'm a man born into a man's body. Oh, how I suffer.
• This is the stupidest thing I ever saw in my entire life.
• squidranch wins! or is it squidranch actually loses?
• I'm a man born into a man's body. Oh, how I suffer. I'm a wolverine in a dress. And I feel fine. Though my 38 very sharp teeth and five slightly retractable and very sharp claws on each paw are a bitch what with the smooching and the laddered stockings.
• Moneyjane, after reading the above, remind me to be very, very, very careful should I decide to book an escort in Vancouver.
• You know, links like the above are the ones where the writeup doesn't make a lick of sense. And neither does an initial scan of the text. And you get bored, and come back 15 minutes later. And read it. And realize that it's funny. And then you appreciate the hell out of the cryptic nature of the post. Thanks.
• I still haven't got "ireadyourlivejournal.com" registered.... workin' on it.
• I'm a man born into a man's body. Oh, how I suffer If you were born into a man's body, I'd think it was your momma what suffered.
• Your point? No getee.
• What IS your point here? Sorry to be redunant.
• I dont get the point of the post or any comment thusfar, this one included.
• i've got 99 problems but being a he-bitch ain't one.
• Ok, so we've all pretty much admitted, so far, that we don't understand the feeling of being born with the wrong body gender, if that's the discussion that you were trying to start. Or was it what you wanted to talk about? Help us out here! Or, were you just pointing out that LiveJournal is often pretty dumb, even trans-sexual posts? If the latter, is there anyone who didn't already know that?
• I actually think it was more a "check out this hilarious livejournal community of which I am a member" than anything else. Maybe another example where someone thinks their content is hilarious, when it isn't. I have a friend who's ftm, taking testosterone but pre-operative, and this, to me, feels a little cruel. More than cruel in some cases.
• Yea, I don't get it either.
• 1. These people are FTM 2. Some FTMs have a sense of humour about it 3. I know some of them - some are awesome some aren't. 4. The content is hilarious, I mean, come on. These people are barely recognized as valid humans and they still have a sense of humour about it. The point here is that some people who are transgendered are also human beings, and are not primarily defined by their sexuality as others assume. Some of them think that being TG isn't a big deal and that the trials and tribulations of trying to 'pass' are actually very funny, which they are if you're not afraid to laugh at the assinine names and patchy facial hair .
• I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. It isn't really a problem.
• Not for you maybe.
• I'm also a lesbian trapped in LordSludge's body. There's quite a few of us in here and we like it, often spending long summer days in his pancreas watching the bile set over his lymphatic system.
• I think we're all logical beings trapped in imperfect, often-illogical bodies and settings... and sexuality, with its fluid and often contradictory nature, makes everything stickier, as it were. Think I'll take a shower now...
• Please don't - I'm a water molecule trapped in the body of your shower-head. I like it here, and don't wish to drip slowly over your naked body collecting dirt, only to be washed out into the sewers. Thanks.
• I am a chocolate chip cookie trapped in the body of an Australian. Now he's drinking coffee. Fuck! I'm done for.
• I'm a comment about George Bush trapped in a thread about someone's livejournal. I don't know what's going on here, but we should definitely NOT invade Iraq over this.
• Well, are you a lesbian or a water molecule? Make up your mind. Perhaps a lesbian-to-water molecule Livejournal is what you need.
• I'm an alien life-form with acid for blood, trapped inside the body of Koko. Soon I will explode from her stomach, watched by her terrified shipmates, and dance across the room in a shower of blood and gore. I just hope people like me and accept me for who I am.
• That would explain the cramps I've been having. I thought it was a burrito, but it's an alien. That just fucking figures.
• Look at me! Look at me!
• What a maroon.
• I didn't say they weren't human beings; only humans could have such problems (as I see it) anyway. Nor did I say that this particular problem is all that bad; I can think of dozens of things I see as "problems" that are far worse but are perfectly socially acceptable. By the way, what is Michael Jackson's problem called? Not the one he's being tried for, but the obvious one.
• I like it here, and don't wish to drip slowly over your naked body I'll go on record as being willing to take quidnunc's place on that.
• What I'm saying is is that it's funny and also chill O.U.T.
• MonkeyFilter: I like it here, and don't wish to drip slowly over your naked body Tagline Inserted!
• Hey, everyone, look at Argh!
• Hmmm... middleclasstool dripping slowly over my naked body? Could be a thrill regardless of my orientation...
• A.S.: aren't you the iconoclast?
• I'd have a doctor take a look at that drip if I were you.
• this was classic thread.
• Nah, I think this was extended end of thread. We've done it hundreds of times. And, it's too bad, because, if you google female to male sex change, there are some fairly interesting links. None of them seem to relate to the FPP link, but they do bring up issues that I hadn't thought about. I'd guess that looking for male to female links would do the same, Too bad AS didn't take the time to educate us.
• I disagree path. The remarks were funny, and funny goes a long way. It doesn't have to be deep all the fucking time.
• Some like it deep others prefer funny some use a strap-on squid with just a dab of honey.