May 07, 2005
Are you a Republican?
Answer a few simple questions and you can find out.
My score: 1%. "You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"
Obi-wan, Mace Windu and Master YodaDarth Vader and the Emperor.Obi-wan, Mace Windu and Master YodaDarth Vader and the Emperor. Don't forget Mr. Lucas himself... -corporate merchandising empire worth bazillions -Jar Jar Binks -soulless technojunkie whose use of computer effects has put many good modelmakers and matte painters out of business -wields Sith-like force of withholding original, unblemished copies of IV,V, and VI from DVD -black and white representation of good vs. evil -Jar Jar Binks -dialogue that rivals Bush-speak for utter inanity -Howard the Duck But on reflection, those are less Republican characteristics and more just reasons why I find him a fatuous filmmaker and businessman.