May 06, 2005

Today on asciiartfarts.com... I check this everyday, and today's just seemed perfect for the current state of the internet. So very very true. Also look at the bottom of the page for various running ascii art gags.

Dance...to the speakers that boom, killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom DEADLY when I hear a dope melody, anything less than the best is a felony WILL IT EVER STOP? I don't know...turn out the lights and I'll glow. TO THE EXTREME I ROCK THE MIC LIKE A VANDAL PUT ME ON STAGE AND WATCH ME JUMP LIKE A CANDLE

  • Monkeyfilter just got introduced to my friend Al AL CAPWNZORED
  • | \    / | |  \ /  | |   Y   | |   |   | Eat at the Y. (blast from the past)
  • SHIT I JUST GOT PWNED
  • FIRST IT WAS ME WHO PWNED NOW YOU HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN AND BEEN PPPPPPWNZ0r3D!
  • jERK YOUR PWN ADVENTURE11111! B3S7 7HR34D 3V3R!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1exclamationpoint. QUICK TO THE POINT TO THE POINT NO FAKIN COOKIN MCS LIKE A POUND O BACON
  • ________________ ________________)- OO d000000d.UR.COCK.IS.HUGE1/11111!
  • Dude. How the hell have I missed this site? It's been updated almost every day since 1999! This is most assuredly badass. Thank you for the linkage and laughs! http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20020604.html
  • Wow, that guy. That guy's still around? It's older than 1999 - I remember his daily bombings of the ascii-art usenet group back in, I don't know when, '94 or '95 or something? Man.
  • Have a banana?
  • ________|\____\o/____ OMG SHARK ATTACK!