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May 03, 2005
"Twelve napkin folds you don't have to remember, just
bookmark this page
." Myself, I like the
. (Never fear, quite SFW. It's a NAPKIN, after all.)
18 years ago
Yeah, like couldn't they have chosen a different color napkin? Then it wouldn't be so... apparent.
Should you lay it across your lap or tuck it into your collar? Fnaaaarrrr!!!!
Ha! I folded the thanksgiving napkins in the candle design, but mine was uncircumcised.
uh, were uncircumcised. I left grammar at home today.
Well you need a role with your soup...
Dildo-shaped napkins are always placed next to the cocktail fork.
And you thought the pepper mill made you uneasy....
This napkin ring is really tight.
don't miss the video. ha! napkin porn! hee hee
Well, the "candle" and the "pyramid", side-by-side, was used for my last cocktail party. Red and pink, respectively.
uh... "were used" I've PatitaSyndrome.
I am so going to practice these when I get home.
is naughty in, um, a female way. or should i say the end result is.
All hail the Octolabe!
And to think I felt menaced by those elephant-shaped towels they left on the beds, on that vacation... had I saw that 'candle' on the table, I'd have punched the waiter.
flag, they also make
That is scary.
I don't like the idea of someone touching my towel that much. not to mention that the monkey is conspicuously missing its bits. I guess a napkin could be used as a prosthetic?
whee! I have my own syndrome!
Here's instructions on how to make a
. Further down the page is a banana trick!
That mango porcupine made my water mouth. I thought that banana trick was the one that slices it in three pieces, like in 'The Dreamers'
"Rosebud" looks like a pope-hat with a coochie on the front.
Why yes, my subconscious mind *would* like to meet you, but you'll be buying dinner.