May 03, 2005
"Twelve napkin folds you don't have to remember, just bookmark this page." Myself, I like the naughty one. (Never fear, quite SFW. It's a NAPKIN, after all.)
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Strumpet!
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Yeah, like couldn't they have chosen a different color napkin? Then it wouldn't be so... apparent.
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Should you lay it across your lap or tuck it into your collar? Fnaaaarrrr!!!!
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Ha! I folded the thanksgiving napkins in the candle design, but mine was uncircumcised.
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uh, were uncircumcised. I left grammar at home today.
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Well you need a role with your soup...
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Dildo-shaped napkins are always placed next to the cocktail fork.
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bwhaaaaaaa!
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And you thought the pepper mill made you uneasy....
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This napkin ring is really tight.
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don't miss the video. ha! napkin porn! hee hee
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Well, the "candle" and the "pyramid", side-by-side, was used for my last cocktail party. Red and pink, respectively.
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uh... "were used" I've PatitaSyndrome.
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I am so going to practice these when I get home.
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the Rose video is naughty in, um, a female way. or should i say the end result is.
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All hail the Octolabe!
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And to think I felt menaced by those elephant-shaped towels they left on the beds, on that vacation... had I saw that 'candle' on the table, I'd have punched the waiter.
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flag, they also make monkey towels
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Arrggggghhh!!!!
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That is scary.
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I don't like the idea of someone touching my towel that much. not to mention that the monkey is conspicuously missing its bits. I guess a napkin could be used as a prosthetic? whee! I have my own syndrome!
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Here's instructions on how to make a plucked chook. Further down the page is a banana trick!
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That mango porcupine made my water mouth. I thought that banana trick was the one that slices it in three pieces, like in 'The Dreamers'
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"Rosebud" looks like a pope-hat with a coochie on the front. Why yes, my subconscious mind *would* like to meet you, but you'll be buying dinner.