May 02, 2005

CEO Report to Shareholders from Chase Bank
Cannibal Flesh Donor Program Cool (Flash) Design Site
Random weirdness is the only real reason for grouping these sites. I like weirdly random things.
  • NSFW
  • Someone needs to tell Standing Outside The 14th Street Chase Bank Holding The Door For People Industries that a possibly trademark infringing operation has been set up in Chicago. They appear to be wearing similarly branded work clothing and are apparently using the DBA "Standing Outside The California and Fullerton Post Office Holding The Door For People Industries"
  • Hopefully the CFDP (Cannibal Flesh Donor Program) can help these people out.
  • After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection." My God! Zombies! Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. Well then. Carry on.
  • Um... peacay