April 29, 2005

School held hostage for 2 hours by 30 inch burrito
posted by es el Queso 19 years ago
  • Publicity, publicity,, (stones start rolling in my head)
  • That is incredibly funny. It's a shame you can't pick your own nickname, though. Were I the kid, I would have opted for "30-inch" to be my nickname, rather than "Burrito Boy".
  • somehow the fact that the kids last name is "Morrissey" makes it even funnier for me. Not quite sure why...
  • allright, now i want a burrito
  • I don't know if it's funny or sad.
  • People mistake my huge burrito for a weapon all the time.
  • I guess we're all a little peckish in this post-9-11 world...
  • If they would have let the kid eat the thing, then they would have had to worry about a weapon.
  • "...eating the burrito, thereby destroying the ev-i-dence..."
  • ... but, ironically, creating a weapon of ass destruction. Hey! Quit that hissing! Someone was going to say it, and it might as well be me!
  • Where do you get the tortilla for that, because that would be one awesome tortilla. Also, as you read the story, there were no beans in that bad boy. And, yes, I am very hungry now.
  • And.... yes the Big Burrito in Kalamazoo (where, of course, "I've got a gal.....") DOES sell a 30 inch burrito (which only gets ONE hit on google!)
  • and...this post made me go translate es el Queso...to see if it was Burrito related, and....by golly...it is!
  • On several occasions I've held women "hostage" with my "30-inch burrito." They tend to rapidly develop Stockholm Syndrome (er, "Stockholm Syndrome").
  • I just reread my comment and saw "rabidly develop Stockholm Syndrome," which is much more entertaining.
  • This case is a wrap.
  • No, bone, you mean "Sockholm Syndrome." (total kid, like I would even know.)
  • Considering the contents of the burrito, wouldn't it be Steakholm Syndrome?
  • OK, whatever. It's all good with hot sauce.
  • "I don't know if it's funny or sad." I was thinking the same thing, patita. I think it's a little of both. Glad as hell it wasn't a real gun. "Steakholm Syndrome" LOL
  • Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the burrito.
  • This post made me make burritos for lunch. Homemade chili and refried beans and cheesy goodness. Mmmmmm...
  • Where do you get the tortilla for that, because that would be one awesome tortilla. Maybe he got some standard-sized tortillas and overlapped them. I could see that working, especially with flour paste glue to seal the edges. Two sheets of lavash bread might work too, with it being longer than typical tortillas.