Tell her you love and need her. She looks like the 'easily persuaded' type.
I'll dress up in a tight fitting monochrome one-piece first. Good thing I bought that gimp suit!
The pot noodle horn?
Yes, no lady can resist an all-in-one ensemble, especially on the first date.
Take sneaky pics of your hot and needy action on your phone, and we'll post em on the web, make a few bucks.
That chick actually looks like one of them birds out of one of my vintage Mayfair mags from the 70s (I collect that era cos I have a thing about the photography .. honest). I think it's the hair. Wonder if she has an air-brushed vadge?
Come to think of it.. (which I do)...
Oh fuck that, I was gonna scan a page but can't find the box. Which latter complaint I'm sure 70s men made under certain circumstances.
Yeah I'm going to leave the thread for 2 minutes to "scan a page" as well. 'Scuse me.
Woah, that helped. Nice post, pimpfisto.
The songs are pretty awesome, actually.
Is it just me, or does Mossie look kind of like a Shmoo?
gesundheit
For what it's worth, I believe that girl is also one of the models for Manhattan-based Busted Tees.
Daddy like.
Does she take it up the pooper tho? Quid, issue a papal decree or something.
Boioioioioinnng!
*insert Benny Hill music*
Monkeyfilter: we are the real Needies
Damn you kidfisto, I'm not usually attracted to that specific girl type, but... Can't. Look. Away.
Since she has this t-shirt modelling experience, we could send her one from MoFi. She could model it for us. Again and again. And again and again.
There were some extra-tight ones left, right?
Heh. I thought this was just going to be a toy post and it's descended into a 70s porn-fest full of horny monkeys. Another reason why MoFi rocks...
Or we can not send her a T-shirt, and just ask her to model an invisible MoFi non-shirt for us. That way, we get to see boobies.
send her the super-secret experimental one.
y'know the invisible one.
bow chicka bow chicka bow bow
we could send her one from MoFi. She could model it for us. Again and again. And again and again.
Ha. And I thought this guy was nuts...
/seconds the invisible shirt offering gift
I say we send her the shirt, and ask her to model just the shirt. And here I thought I was going to be the only lustful one after seeing that page. Glad to know I'm in good and equally sexually frustrated company
Weezel, I like the way you think. Thinking outside the box.
*cough*
send her the super-secret experimental one.
Didn't I just say that? Or has the surging testosterone affected your senses?
wow - slipped in on preview. Sorry the_bone - *Sean Connery voice* It looksh like this toime the lap ish mine! Ha! Ha! ha! ha!
might i say, with the greatest affection, you sick fucks
I don't get straight guys - she looks like a perfectly normal chick to me. However, y'all are funny about it, so you definitely win over the usual Fark style.
I think someone's been putting testosterone in the water....
Yay! We're officially sick fucks! Sidey says so.
she looks like a perfectly normal chick to me
She probably is: but it's spring here and I, for one, welcome my hormone overlords.
Perfectly normal chicks are always the ones that go like a rocket in the sack!
I agree that woman is good looking. She looks very (frighteningly) much like my son's mother -Who was very nice to look at, all my friends agreed.
But what a goddamned psychopath.
She sued me for more child support, and I came away from the hearing with *custody*, if that says anything.
Perhaps you could mail order her one of these toys...?
hey hey hey - nobody said anything about a relationship or . . like . . communication or anything. Just a good ol' jolly rogering and then ta very much is this your wallet goodday!
. . . or so i've read on teh internets.
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