of no fixed subtitle
April 26, 2005
is Teh Hax0r!2!
18 years ago
Morons for teh winz0r, Alex!
my grandma surfs with fire wall and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He should have stuck with the
Oh, oh my. Wow.
languagehat you cant insult me whatz your ip i hack u!
at 05:32PM UTC on April 26, 2005
This guy bitchhacker is an idiot of the highest order. haven't read anything funnier yet today.
pass my spending bill or i hack you with virus you [Control your cussing]ers!
I WILL HACK YOU!
I already hacked all of you. Last week. And erased your entire hard drives. But then I took pity on you and restored everything from the backups I made to my secret volcano lair.
This was kind of funny, but do people really get that ramped up about this hacking shit? Should I be more concerned?
[this is fake]
Fake or not, that was awesome.
ich lach mich tot!
I know fuck-all about teh haXX0r, and yet I giggled like a schoolgirl. Nice.
shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
now iz ze time on irc vhen ve dahnce!! Dun duh dunnn *tsh tsh* *tt* *tsh tsh*
Just got this message: "The requested URL /~bteo/hacker.htm was not found on this server." :(
You broke it????? I Hack You!!! (What's your IP?)
It's 127.0.0.1, and I just took down my firewall. Bring it, bitch. Here is the exchange
. "Ich hack dich!" "Meine alte oma sufrt mir fire wall!"
My IP is
, or, if you prefer,
. Hackers welcome. Free banana with every successful hack.
hahaha you are so stupid i erasing your network now! Let me give you a tip: don't give out your IP address hahaha asshole! C: drive 80% era
**logoff: petebest (~email@example.com): Ping timeout (100)**
I didn't realize how many monkeys were l33t hax0rz. Please have mercy on me, oh advanced overlords.
New English link
, now that the original link is broken (it was apparently a mirror anyway).
"Meine alte oma sufrt mir fire wall!"
He was right about the typos in the original German. Mein Gott. And I love that "fire wall" and "surfen" are in there.
So, whose drives did he delete, his own?
Oh my. Really? That's ....really stupid. Being a nonhacker myself (and reading the log very quickly), I just want to clarify. So the first person gave him their real IP, but they had a firewall. Then they were a bit worried that he might actually stil be able to do something, but it turned out that he was a really bad hacker who erased his own harddrives.
127.0.0.1 is always your own computer (according to #2 it's called a loopback interface). So the IP the other guy gave him would, if he was a complete moron, make him erase his own hard drive (assuming he really had a hack to do that). I guess they were still worried he was smarter than he was making out, though, which is why he sounds worried just briefly.
You know, I just don't get any of this, and that makes it all the more sexy But I repeat, can some little pimple-face delete my hard drive(s) by a huffin' and a puffin'? I've got a sharp stick; not afraid to use it.
I've got a 'fraidy stick and I'm not sharp enough to use it. Beware the pimple-faces!
cynnbad, if he manages to send you a virus or Trojan Horse, he might. I don't know programming much, but I did meet an idiot like that way back when, who tried to slip me a file that he said was a game he created. I scanned it, found it was a Trojan Horse and didn't install. He kept insisting he was doing it to "protect" me, and prevent other Trojan Horses from latching onto my computer. Yeah, that's what an anti-virus program is
Y'know, he could have just asked if you wanted to have coffee with him. This may be the distinct difference between geeks and nerds.
My brother installed AdAware, which was supposed to keep spyware off your computer - but we found that Adaware was itself evil resource sucking spyware (noticibly slowing the computer). Has anyone else had this problem?
Ha Ha, very funny. I learn now. Now I hack you. I hack you all.
search and destroy
, instead. These guys DO care about spyware.
havnet' had that problem with ad-aware . . .
A sock puppet!!!1
MonkeyFilter: I've got a sharp stick; not afraid to use it.
::1, or, if you prefer,
fe00::0. Hackers welcome. Free banana with every successful hack.