April 25, 2005

Russian Circus to Feature Nazi Monkeys To celebrate the 60th anniversary of Soviet victory in World War II a circus show will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act in wartime stories, NewsRu reports.
posted by fuzzco66 19 years ago
  • But in the end they had to change their minds because it was almost impossible to dress leopards in Nazi uniforms, NewsRu reports. People please - Leave the Animals alone! Sheezus.
  • wow. Russians have strange circuses. I saw the cat circus that said that cats were aliens from another planet and if we weren't nice to them they would go back. this... this is odd. But you get in free if you wear your uniform or medals!
  • MonkeyFilter: You can not dress a horse like a Nazi
  • sorry, has to be uniform and medals to get in for free. yeesh!
  • Copy Cats! Buckingham Palace thought of this first.
  • When the Nazi monkeys see the decorated Soviet heros, won't they go Bakersfield chimp all over them?
  • Skrik - that was a horse's ass dressed as a Nazi...
  • But the question remains -- will they give the monkeys smokes?
  • I bet Nazi monkeys hold their cigarettes funny.
  • A tightrope walker for example will set up a Soviet banner high above the audience to represent the taking of the Reichstag. And then they'll set the audience on fire! Now, that's my kind of circus. The hell with the clowns and tightrope walkers -- give me Nazi monkeys any day!
  • Nazi monkeys! Nazi monkeys! Fuck off!
  • If only leopards were easier to dress.
  • Will there be any French lemurs that plant trees so that the Nazi monkies can march in the shade?
  • This is the stupidest fucking thing I ever heard.
  • That French lemurs can plant trees?
  • Will there be any French lemurs that plant trees so that the Nazi monkies can march in the shade? Yes, then the American monkeys will come in three years late and claim all the credit.
  • I thought the monkies were Nazis. Maybe the Americans can be those cute slow lorises...lorsi?
  • Do you think they'll do the salute? And can monkeys goose-step?
  • The uniformed monkey on the right seems to have a headache, or at least that looks like a cold/hot compress on the monkey's head more than it looks like military headgear.