February 03, 2004

Orbital Mind Control Lasers Is the U. S. government reading or controlling your thoughts? How about the wily Russians? You are not alone!
posted by goetter 20 years ago
  • i, for one, wish the government would stop making me think about chocolate. there it goes again. and again. damn it.
  • Chocolate? That's what you're calling it these days eh?
  • I wonder if the government ever makes people think about useful things. Think how cool it would be if the government made everyone think about curing cancer or HIV, or some other life threatner. Also, couldn't we use these on other countries? Heh. Make the whole world forget about us. Now that'd be isolationism.
  • Now that'd be isolationism. Comparable, in some respects, to USians who say "we" in international fora without a moment's pause for cause.
  • Orbitting brain lasers [short Flash (?) movie]
  • Point. I suppose I was thinking it was only the US with these mind control lasers. If the other countries have them, for the love of god use them on Bush.
  • wolof, you bring up an interesting point. mofites are indeed quite international in scope. i've been pondering how to approach this issue: shall i write "we yanks" or some such phrase? BTW, it's embarrassing to be an american of late, as you can imagine. i like to remind my overseas pals to remember that the U.S. is the stupid, self-centered adolescent of the world. we've only been around for 200-some years and we are still easily distracted by shiny objects. so, patience. sigh.
  • If the other countries have them, for the love of god use them on Bush I'm having trouble locating the target!
  • Protect yourselves from OMCLs with Mindguard.