February 02, 2004
"By now you must have heard of dipping plush bears in a vat of hot scented wax, but if you haven't, you are in for a real treat and a great fund raising idea!"
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Ok, the first questions we are always ask is, "Where do I get the bears to wax?". That's funny. The first question I'd ask would be: Whhyyyyy???
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The first question I'd ask is "How long must we see these innocent teddy bears tortured?" The second question is if this will start becoming a stand next to the "Wax Hands" stall and some Renn Festivals...
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and don't forget: Heavenly dipped stuffed animals are a great way to show that you care.
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We are only responsible for our own waxed dipped bears Now there's a slogan for disenfranchised generation.
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It's, like, Vincent Price meets Jean Teasdale. *shudders in horror*
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There. Now I am insane.
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This doesn't look as remotely cathartic as, say, cracking a garden snake like a whip so that it's head flies off.
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I bet they make great emergency torches, especially if you don't mind the toxic fumes released. The only thing more impressive might be charcoal and LOX. The bears would burn longer so it might be a toss up.
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If living in a world of waxed teddy bears and janet jackson's starburst pierced nipple is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
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Strangely, the words seemed to be arranged in conventional english syntax, yet I don't understand them in the least.
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That's what I would call uglier than home-made sin. Just my opinion.