April 14, 2005

This is your game on drugs. Pharmacy: The Game is an adventure in drug trivia and karma. And don't miss the game's history, which involves a failed car wash/head shop called "Smoke & Suds." Heh.
  • So we should delete this entry then.
  • This is not nearly as cool as the drug game I played tons of in high school, which was called...oh crap, I forget. Monkeys, help me remember! It was printable from a website. The objective of the game was to achieve nirvana by being absolutely, completely stoned. However, there were problems -- you could overdose and go into a coma, or you could get busted by the cops and end up sobering up. The game was made by a crazy old man who used to come to Duckon in Chicagoland and play it (and other interesting games -- like the one in which you had an assortment of embarrassing diseases and had to get rid of them. This was fun because of the repeated exclamations of "Oh crap, I have crabs AGAIN?!" coming from the game room). This is going to drive me nuts. What was this game called?
  • what do you meeeeeeeean at swim two birds?
  • I don't know. I took too many drugs.
  • you'd be good at the game then.
  • Huh?
  • Huh?
  • Musing- That wasn't a game— that was your life! OH NOES!!!
  • Wait, what were we talking about? Hey, it's four-twenty, man...heheheheheh...four...twenty!
  • Now I've lost the other game. Crap.
  • So have I, now. Arse.
  • Soon as I saw this I thought of Drug Wars. My education continues.
  • When it comes to drug games I'm a N.A.R.C. fan.