April 08, 2005

The world's oldest 3D porn has been discovered in Germany.
posted by Plegmund 19 years ago
  • This is clearly a hoax. The Earth is only about 6000 years old. 7000 year old porn my foot!
  • give it up fuyugare - you're so far out of the running for Pope.
  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
  • naked statue != porno statue
  • Copulating naked statue? That article made me randy.
  • I should read the article instead of just looking at the pictures.
  • 7000 year old porn my foot! Wait. Where's the 7000 year old foot porn?
  • Really, the German's found porn...
  • This description is all I needed: 'The legs, abdomen and head were missing, but, according to the lucky archeologists, the figure still had its most important features intact: a "well-shaped behind" and a "short, but impressive" penis.' oh, and the diagram on how the figures may have fit together. Better than National Geographic!
  • Interesting article. I hope that smutty exhibition comes to America. Although I think "100,000 Years of Sex" would probably get old after the first 6000 years.
  • 7000 year old feet? Ew.
  • 3D...Porn... I think my eyes just glazed over there...
  • can likewise be interpreted in completely different ways. According to the tabooists, these artworks were part of strictly regulated fertility rituals. Socio-biologists...see them as evidence that the early farmers...were having sex with one another whenever they felt the urge. Nice to see that the urge to paint everything as black or white pervades all areas of human interest. After all, now there's more porn in the world than ever before and everyone's either in a monastery or an open marriage. /snark
  • Yeah. All this tells me is that humans haven't changed, only the technology to reproduce pr0n. Sociologists sure can be st00pid sometimes.
  • On reflection, I don't think these things have anything to do with sex. They're the world's oldest gag gifts.
  • Porn? How about "fertility icons"? By the way, you know how the bishop with the pointy hat sidles into the inner sanctum in the back of the church? Yep.
  • HOw strange --We'll never know if these venuses are art or not since the makers are not around to tell us. art i' facts