April 07, 2005
Family ties to the Royal Wedding
calculated by the Family Forest, which tells us that, yes, Marilyn Monroe was indeed Prince Charles' half 14th cousin once removed, and the Wright Brothers were Camilla Parker Bowles' 15th cousins four times removed.
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We're all related.
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I've never understood all this 'once removed' bollocks. All I know is, I loves Betty-Lu and we's a-gittin' hitched.
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Once removed bollocks don't grow back.
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Just to make sure that you and Betty-Lu ain't a doing something ya shouldn't....check here first!
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It will be a great comfort to Prince Charles that, whatever else anyone may say about him, he is in no way related to Celine Dion.
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Plegmund wins.
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I'm some sort of distant relative to Prince Rainier of Monaco. Who, it seems, has died yesterday. Guess I wasn't next in line for the throne. Maybe if quid becomes pope, he can pull some strings for me. That would save me the trouble of killing all those pesky heirs.
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Impractical to keep track of anything so distantly related as 15th cousins. Reckoning 4th cousins is enough confusion for one lifetime.
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smallish bear for prince of monaco! party at the casino! wooo!
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Well MY parents were brother and sister. Beat THAT, morans!
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That explains so much to me. Like, for instance, the fourth penis.
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Is Charlie marrying Celine Dion? It looks to me as if it's the same person.
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Doesn't have the horrendously pointy chin.
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Do they have the scenario where, if eevryone gets electrocuted, John Goodman becomes King?
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That explains so much to me. Like, for instance, the fourth penis. What, pray tell, explained the second and third?