April 05, 2005

"Funpetgifts.com was one of the first websites in the USA to offer life-size realistic dog breed figurines for sale online as interior / exterior decor accessories in 2001. We are now pleased to announce our newest additions to our online product showroom: Sandicast collectible life-size dog figurines. We also offer a complete line of decorator accents in realistic animal statuary from aardvarks to zebras."
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • and with that lifelike doggie or kitty, be sure to order a nonlethal taser gun!
  • Takes up all the space, but with none of that pesky affection - the pet for people who don't like animals. Buy one today! Mind you, all the activity from my cats somedays, I wonder if I have...
  • Sit! Staaaaay... Good boy.
  • This is truly something I never thought I'd see.
  • "A MUST HAVE product for battered women trying to stay safe from violent x-partners." Restraining order? Nah. Baseball bat? Nah. Foaming at the mouth pit bull? Nah. Make your phone voice sound like James Earl Jones? Bingo.
  • along with the voice changer, how is this a fun pet gift?
  • isn't that weird patita? all these bizarre pet statues, *and* scary defense items. the smallest voice changer in the world thank goodness, the rest of them are SOO unwieldy.
  • I wonder if the people who own the site have some sort of life history that makes them interested in tehse kinds of products? Or are they just ... um... interested in non-lethal personal security for kicks?
  • egads! I'm not certain, but this looks to be the place where my parents purchased a life-size greyhound "figurine" to immortalize their beloved dog after he "gave up the ghost" [as my step-father liked to put it]. They placed it in a large plot of tall trees alongside their house. That thing has creeped the hell out of me one more than one occassion!
  • A beaver is never unwieldy.
  • Hey, good deal. You can eliminate all the nastiness like loose hair or dog poo to clean up. But this fella looks like he's going ot scratch his wormy butt on the carpet. Who needs that? And NINETEEN NINTY FIVE for the magnets!???!!! You gotta be kiddding me. I have 4 horse head magnets, and I bought three of the desk size rearing horse statuettes at the Dollar Store. Same manufacturers sticker. Total cost: $7.35. Something's hinky.
  • you wouldn't need personal security if you kept these things around. people would either stay away because they were freaked out, or you could hit them over the head with the things. except the okapi. "the Okapi bears the unique skill of being the only mammal besides the giraffe that can clean it's (sic) ears with it's tongue."
  • oh god, patita, this site just gets funnier and funnier.
  • sugarmilktea, you have my sympathies. SideDish, this is a find! I nominate this one to be the Monkeyfilter permakitten, for when things get out of hand. it's no weasel, but you'd swear this ferret just heard wendell call its name.
  • Help! The ray emitting from the vishnu-like avatar has sucked me into a trance: must buy! must buy! My shopping basket is at $235.11 and counting!
  • what i think we hosting this web site is some very frightened, paranoid, small animal lovers.
  • "This complete survival kit is the ultimate safeguard against attackers, assualts, burglars, terrorist kidnappers or unwanted intruders." until we all have one of these, the terrorists kidnappers will have won! at least they haven't gone all Ted Nugent and are using the weapons on the small animals.
  • and are not using the weapons on small animals. their grammar and spelling is wearing off on me!
  • One of my friends lives just down the road from his mother. She has one of the German Shepard statues right next to her driveway. It gets me every time I drive past there. I actually hit the breaks thinking the dog might run out in the road. I know it isn't a real dog, but it is an automatic reaction. This site is a good find. :)