April 05, 2005

• two observations: random monkey picture is maddeningly addictive. The first 6 or so times I clicked the random monkey profile button I saw profiles of folks that hadn't logged in since the day they got their account (and had never posted anything). How many of our 3,100+ are ghosts?
• I don't think I understand...
• Nevermind, I understand now. Nice programming!
• I noticed that with the accounts, too. Seems like there is a lot of quite monkeys out there....
• quiet
• Oooh, you self-linker. You're lucky this is cool and useful and stuff. *shakes fist*
• well, not that useful... er, not that I want you to be ban me, obviously
• *applause* Great work, dng!
• (apart from the self-linky, obviously, but can we agree that this one is for the greater good?)
• I like anything that begins with "Random".
• Very cool indeed! bananas to ye! I think this one is mislabeled, though
• haha! cheers.
• It has been changed now. The random monkey picture thing doesn't include any monkey photos from flickr (its flash interface doesn't allow quick stealing of images). Also, many of the old links to pictures are now dead, which is a shame. Also, if anyone on there wants me to remove their photos just say (either here or by email)
• good stuff, dng. i think i missed a lot of those brit meetup pix the first time around. quidnunc looks like a male model or some shit. who knew?
• cool. I noticed you can click "back" to refresh and get a new pic, rather than having to click on the link again, Also, 1 of every 3 pictures seems to be of sexyrobot.
• Oh god. I hope you didn't hit the old picture-post thread or had the common sense to leave mine out of it. That's just not cool, hitting people with that steaming turd while they're looking for teh hott sexx0rz. (You had common sense though, I'm assuming. This is for fun and not torture.) That's cool.
• Wurwilf, the picture I've seen of you seemed distinctly unturdlike, although there may have been steam. Some folks just like to be able to connect a face with a persona - it feels a bit more friendly that way.
• This is awesome. The first hit I got on the photos showed me quidnunc, who, as Wedge pointed out, is some hot shit. I'd always thought maybe he was a Turing machine or something like that. Dude. Smokin'. Too bad you can't use flickr, although on the other hand, that's great, because then my photo doesn't show up on this. Heh. I'll just look at all of you and bask in semi-obscurity.
• This is awesomeness itself.
• Ha! The first random pic I got just now was flashboy deep-throating a banana. Good timing!
• That wasn't random, that was my live webcam.
• Outstanding.
• Wait a sec... you were fiddling around with this when you could have been working on monkey stats? You punk. kidding, kidding!
• This is good!
• I guess I owe you $4.95 then, flashboy.
• Good work, dng. Gold star.
• Unfortunately in my first few pics were ilyadeux, PF, and goetter, champion monkeys all but pretty much absent. *raises glass*
• *pours banana smoothie on ground*
• hm... overrepresentation in monkey images awards to: pleggers my boy flash teh sexy kitty of space the trollhammererererererererer (yes i know speling alnedra is easier but my way was teh funny) i dub thee all 'overexposed monkeys' what are not really naked. yeah. um... please don't hurt me...
• Somehow, while doing the holiday gift exchange with squeak I had gotten the impression that she was a she. But maybe she's not if squeak is that rock-climbing guy I saw in a random photo.
• Unfortunately in my first few pics were ilyadeux, PF, and goetter, champion monkeys all but pretty much absent. I miss them, too
• *sigh* I miss them, too.
• Speaking purely for myself, prismatic7, I entirely agree. I don't think ilyadeux, PF and goetter are necessarily gone forever - just busy with something else (possibly real life).
• I got 2 bibliochicks on the row. Hubba hubba! (I am not a stalker, honest) I also now know what the quidnunc looks like, so can hunt him down for the disrespektin he been showin' me...
• Call me "your holiness", infidel.
• Christ, you're like fucking Egor or summat - turn around and you're there... Enough with the popage - just cos all the laideees are hot for you does not make you god's representative on Earth. (I have that pleasure, I just keep it to myself).
• oh, and thanks for being nice about my paintings. I'll only condemn you to the third circle now.
• Yowser! Condemned with the gluttonous Ciacco! Chewed by th' tripled headed hound! Still, musn't grumble.
• whoa, it was definitely the wrong picture then. OK, I'm fine with misrepresenting myself. Just this once. ;) Lookin' at the random profiles, two people almost in a row used the same joke with the "AIM" line. (treating it as a word and listing aspirations.) Spooky.
• we're so cute!
• dng, fabulous work! And right off the bat, I got a picture of you. That's some serious self-linking, sir. I was really surprised by the number of monkey profiles with 0 links and 0 comments. Lurkers, please join us!
• Mickey, serious lurking takes time and energy: we can't waste it by posting stuff
• Whee! This is fun! Where did you get all the pictures? various threads?
• Ok, way too much Forks and far too little, well... me actually... Nice that the first pic I got was umeboshi though.
• Where did you get all the pictures? various threads? Aye. Also, my spy cameras are every where
• Heads up, everybody, dng has spy cameras! No more dancing without pants. You there, quit talking on your cellphone and picking your nose while driving with your elbows*! Don't pick your panties out of your butt crack. And finally, remember to post with a smile. *I actually saw someone doing this in traffic yesterday. The gene pool needs purged.
• BlueHorse- I talk on the cellphone and pick my nose and drive with my monkey-feet. Otherwise the Kawasaki stalls.
• Disregard whatever I said above about squeak. I had him confused with beeza. Sorrys to both of you.
• Okay.. out of about 20 clicks, I swear 80% of them were flashboy. It's a plot, I tells ya..
• I talk on the cellphone and pick my nose and drive with my monkey-feet. Otherwise the Kawasaki stalls. Fishtiky: MultiMonkeyTasking! You rock.
• dmg, the random profiles alone kept me going for about twenty minutes. Fine work!!!
• Agreed, baaswacky! Good work dong!
• Ach, and pfui! My spelling went blooey!
• i blame that tricycle chick.
• I blame my clumsy fingers, because othetrwise I thimk I cna't speall. Ot tpye. aDn I crey.
• Cthulhu ftagn, Bees is out of his noggin.
• well said, gurlyboi.
• You know, I just spent ten minutes going through those profiles and only 3 of them were people I had ever heard of. It's interesting how many people sign up and then never come back; I wonder why?
• dunno, shoggothporntree
• They're frightened off by the prospect of having their nickname mercilessly mis-spelled and being repeatedly importuned to 'vote' for somebody as 'Pope'.
• NO BEATIFICATION FOR YOU! /I will shut up now
• That Nostril guy shore does give me the horn.