April 04, 2005

Pregnancy, the game. I guess you'd call it a sex simulation, but it's way different than I remember it.
posted by Mr. Knickerbocker 19 years ago
  • Whose supersperm am I fighting here? My boys are much lazier and apathetic than these guys. Clearly, the producer of these sperm wasn't sitting as close to the tv as I was...
  • When will people LEARN that pregnancy is NOT A GAME!?!?!? If this were a real pregnancy, you would have to put your old 17" monitor down the front of your pants and carry it around for nine months. If this were a real pregnancy, you would then spend the next 18 years in front of your computer and completely give up all semblence of a life.... Oh, never mind.
  • MonkeyFilter: put your old 17" monitor down the front of your pants and carry it around for nine months Okay, that was definately a Coke-meets-laptop moment. But, GranMa, "spend the next 18 years in front of your computer and completely give up all semblence of a life.."? Who was watching the kid?
  • in front of a computer = watching kid if pregnancy [game] else [no computer time for you!] why that's in faux code I don't know
  • I must've been pregnant— I'm about one third the way through spending 18 years in front of my computer, with absolutely no semblence of a life.
  • You'll be in trouble with the law if you don't send your computer off to school, Mr. K.
  • Or you could home-school your computer.
  • Or send it down t' mines!
  • They'll never catch me! Me and my truant computer are outlaws, on the lamb from the law.
  • I got a black computer so nobody could tell I was hiring it out as a chimney-sweep in my downtime.
  • Damn it! She got pregnant, you know what this means? A litre of gin and a hot bath?
  • Won't anyone think of the poor little lambs?
  • Oooooooh, Wolof has a stealth computer! Biffa, what got you in trouble to begin with was that litre of gin!