April 03, 2005

• Those who are monkeys and those who aren't.
• Those who think there are two kinds of people in this world, and those who don't (trad)
• Yes I admit that I divide the world into two groups of people: me and everyone who isn't me. Sometimes I also find it useful to divide the world into another two groups: those that divide the world into two groups of people and those that don't.
• grrr you beat me on previw dng
• There are those that are beaten to it on preview, and those that aren't
• Targets and Obstacles...
• Mushroom or Armadillo
• Targets and Obstacles... I read that as Testicles and Objects. I need to stop drinking.
• Please, do not objectify my testicles.
• Those who search for "There are two kinds of people: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't. I'm one of the latter. (Jim Blinn)" in the linked article, and those who don't.
• There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.
• Those who liked Mars Attacks!, and those who are worthless individuals it isn't worth your time getting to know.
• 90% of the world is bad at math, and the other half couldn't give a damn.
• Those who want to make life better for themselves, and those who want to make it better for everyone.
• Cheesegrater or Electric Chocolate.
• No, there is only three types of people: Frog people, Toad people, or dry furry people.
• Those who post Those who lurk
• I do both of them, Bluehorse. They are overlapping sets.
• The haves and the have-nots. The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse. But then, there's the triad of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly to break this dualistic pattern. Honeybees are traidic with queen, worker, and drone.
• Callees and callers Algebra lovers and geometry lovers
• I'm seeing three groups where others see two... Callees and callers and the deaf mute Algebra lovers and geometry lovers and math-phobes The haves and the have-nots and the has-beens. The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse and the Suburban Mouse. Those who post Those who lurk Those who use stuff from MoFi in their own blogs Cheesegrater or Electric Chocolate or... uh... or... Non-Sequiturs? (Or should that be Sequiturs?)
• Wendell Not-Wendell no third set there
• ... nonce-squirrels, perhaps, wendell?
• Those who would consider being a contestant on a game show, and those who would rather gouge out their own eyes with a rusty chisel rather than even be within a mile of a game show being filmed.
• freaks . . . jocks paisleys. . . tye dyes norms . . . mutes drinkers. . . nondrinkers straights. . . weirdos with kids . . . kidless married. . . single internet. . . uninterested cel phones. . . no cel phones artists. . . thomas kinkade lovers dog people. . . cat people and all the points in between
• Me, and all you bastards.
• montagues ... capulets emacs ... vi jets ... sharks ♀ ... ♂ mac os ... unix coffee ... tea red wine ... white wine predators ... prey
• Lovers/fighters.
• superorganisms everywhere! just draw a line around it and there it is! a whole new taxonomy for biology to quantify! hurray! plus... there are two kinds of people in this world: size queens and liars.
• Sandspider: When's your comment from? I have Tom Robbins in 'Still Life with Woodpecker' saying pretty much the same thing in 1980. Just curious. "Actually, there are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world, and those who are smart enough to know better."
• pets or meat
• You and me, Baby. That's all there ever is.
• The former and the latter.
• The well groomed, and the Red Sox.
• Drunk or sober.
• Us and them (the fuckers - I hate them).
• Farters v. Liars
• there are two kinds of people in the world, those who mourn the pope and those who mourn the time before 24hr news networks What does that even mean?
• Really, there are myriad people in the world. Life is a Venn Diagram. Although, there are those who do and those who don't. Plus, I agree with TBoneMcCool. WTF?
• Monkeyfilter: pets or meat? Heh!
• What does that even mean? My friend was making the point that he was not enjoying the weeklong Papal Death Fest® that is being inflicted upon us by news channels. These morbid orgies have become more common since the advent of cable news networks. Discuss amongst yourselves.
• I think we should have Celebrity Death Mash-ups. DJ Peril Possum - People's Princess vs People's Pope The Pope, the glamorous, fairy-tale pontiff of Wales whose popularity transcended her royal title, has died in St Peter's Square, Paris at age 36. She suffered massive internal injuries in a car accident surrounded by his closest Polish aides. The Pope had suffered worsening health problems including a heart condition that occurred as she and boyfriend Dodi Fayed fled from a half dozen paparazzi early Sunday morning. Many thousands of people gathered to pay tribute, while church bells throughout the city began tolling. Also, the world is divided between people who know I'm just being silly and people who will momentarily consider being affrontified.
• Chimps vs Bonobos...... I'm in the bonobo's corner, tho' I'm pretty sure they'll get thier sweet li'l monkey pusses slapped asilly.
• Hey, we be da 'Nobos. Nobos don't get monkey pusses slapped. We do da slappin'.
• Those who send me cash in the mail, and those whom Jesus hates.
• Moneyjane, have some ))))
• Those who put the toilet paper on the roller correctly and those who put it upside-down.
• These morbid orgies have become more common since the advent of cable news networks. Discuss amongst yourselves. Hmmm... worldwide spread of information instananeously, informing people and bringing the world together, helping pull people in poorer countries into the modern world and changing their lives for the better, making life tougher for dictators by makign it nearly impossible to keep their people in the dark VS mild annoyance that can easily be remedied by pressing a button on your remotes... Tough choice.
• get your own potential pope name here.
• oops, wrong pope thread.
• Those who talk about about their rectal diseases and those who would rather don't know about them.
• Amen. I'm tired of you know who and your high-hatedness. And you know who you Canadians are.
• BZZZT Wrong answer, Name that Itch! There are those who don't put the paper on the roll at all, they just leave it on the sink to get soggy. And there are those who are truly tacky, as we used to be when we had our little Honda Civic years ago. A roll of TP fit nicely over the brake handle, was right to hand, and provided a distinctive conversation piece. OTOH, the world IS divided into those who replace the roll, and those who LEAVE THE DAMN ROLLER EMPTY WHEN I GO IN NEXT AND NEED TO WIPE!
• And now you can check which of the two types is winning: google battle For instance, Mac beats Apple, Dead beats Alive, and Simon kicks the crap out of Garfunkle.
• but garfunkel whoops garfunkle's ass 798K to 56.8K
• There are two kinds of frogs: live ones, and those that croak.
• Two kinds of monkeys -- those who want to be Pope and those who want to bee the Popemobile.
• Please, do not objectify my testicles. Because it's so much more fun to personify them! "Hey Bob, how you doing?" "Not too good, man." "Really? What's wrong?" "Well, my upstairs neighbor is a dick, the guy around the corner is an asshole, and my roommate is a nut." "Dude...that sucks." Yes, it took me more that a week to come up with that. I'm a sad, sad man. Don't touch me!
• Why, you're just another T.S. Elli-Hat!