April 02, 2005
Curious George...<i>Rectum!</i> ...Do you have echoes that you hear every damn time in response to particular words or phrases? To illustrate, I swear I cannot hear the word rectum without thinking damn near killed him! or Hey! without thinking hey, you, you, get offa my cloud!, and every time I hear the voice over before Law & Order SVU, where they say "...sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous", my little brain chimes in solemnly with "particularily if they involve the anus". What are yours?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEElliam!... ...sit my self down and unlax!... ...return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear... Mr and Mrs America and all the ships at sea... Bobby Benson of the BEE-BAR-BEE!!!... ..Now, Charley, that wasn't very nice... Welll, King -- looks like this case is closed. [King:] ARF!!!... ...makers of Wheat Chex, Rice Chex, and good hot Ralston... Does your mothah know yer out tonight, Ceceilier? Does she know that I'm about ter steal yer?... Barnnnney Google, with the goo, goo, goo-gully eyes... carrots grow from carrot-seeds... Oh, you'll stop paying the elbow tax Once you start cleaning with Ajax! Ajax! [musical bubbles:]Boom-boom! The foaming cleanser! [musical bubbles:]Buh-buh-boom! Floats the dirt right down the drain! [musical bubble noises crescendo:] Bubba-bubba-bubba-boom! Floats the diiirt right down the draaain!...Could on for a long time but I will spare ye.