March 31, 2005

For when your dog is, like, totally the wrong colour. Try this cats, I dares ya!
posted by kitfisto 19 years ago
  • which would I shoot first, the dog or the owner.... aaaarrgggg...it is just WRONG!
  • My white cat is being a brat lately. This just may be the perfect revenge. And oh so entertaining.
  • If an hour in casualty having a half-dyed cat surgically removed is your idea of fun... Try it, post the pics!
  • Those pictures brought on a full blown attack of my clown phobia. Can't Sleep Dog Clowns will eat me.. Can't Sleep Dog Clowns will eat me.. Can't Sleep Dog Clowns will eat me.. Can't Sleep Dog Clowns will eat me..
  • My black cat used to risk her life and mine by frequently napping on a dark stairway - I always wanted to give her a highly visible white stripe on her back and tail. I expect this stuff wouldn't take so well on black fur - pity!
  • The fact that SideDish didn't beat you to posting this has flung me headlong into an existential crisis.
  • OH MY GOD BEST FPP EVERRRRR!!! heh.
  • I was sick of Sidey taking all the 'let's laugh at cute animals' glory. I had to make a (multi-coloured) stand...
  • I wonder if I offered to blog a reveiw about their product, if they would send me a sample tube of dye. I'm thinking green.
  • and, might i add, finley is just damn lucky he ain't white. heee heeee!!! yes someone MUST do this and send pix. only if you have an outgoing pet with a silly sense of humor who would ENJOY this, of course. :-)
  • Unfortunately there is no ordering information, and their shops are all in Japan or Paris. But I would total do this to my cat. I wouldn't dye him entirely green. Just some nice dots or something. I've tried with non-toxic magic markers. Doesn't work too well.
  • Painted cats and the ensuing furor.
  • My dogs have tattoos. Balinese dancing girls, and a full Godzilla backpiece on the smallest one. No messing around.
  • If an hour in casualty having a half-dyed cat surgically removed is your idea of fun... Kitfisto: I laughed so hard I nearly wet my chair. And THAT wouldn't be near so funny.
  • I had custody of my brother's little white shih t'zu (shih t'zlivingroom) for a while. We dyed him green for St. Patricks day with blue polka dots. Used food coloring, worked great, he loved the attention.
  • Well, this explains the auqumarine golden retriever I saw out on my dog walk last week. Too bad I didn't have my camera. (BTW, the pooch seemed cheerfully oblivious to his new hue. That's probably just golden retriever nature, tho'.)
  • aquamarine, yeesh
  • MY EYES!! ZE GOGGLES ZEY DO NOTHING!!! As if poodles weren't annoying enough.
  • WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG W R O N G
  • medusa, do you find this... wrong somehow?
  • Depending on the color chosen, the dog may not know the difference anyway. Not saying it's a good idea. But it explains the oblivious golden retriever. Don't hold back, Medusa, tell us what you really think.
  • mmmm... cotton candy... mmmmm...
  • Poodles are the toughest dogs in the world, if one subscribes to the Boy Named Sue theory as formulated by the late Dr. Cash. I always wondered if it was Sue who shot that guy in Reno.
  • for some reason moneyjane's comment reminds me of the one about the dog who walked into the bar on a crutch and proclaimed: "i'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! lord that one always cracks me up.
  • As if Furries weren't confused enough...
  • SideDish I love that joke. Another favourite... Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick. *ducks*
  • A termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?" *ducks, right next to moneyjane*
  • Two monkeys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
  • Two monkeys and a duck walked into a bar. Ouch, ouch, quack.
  • Got any fish?
  • A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Have you got any fish?" The bartender says, "No, but I do have a large tray of nails." The duck blanches slightly, then leaves.
  • An oak tree, a spammer, and a rabbit fall into conversation in a sports bar. The spammer says, "Olduvai. Viagra. Sweetheart. Kiss me." The rabbit says, "I Kant." Hearing this, the oak sighs audibly, and leaves.
  • Did you hear the joke about the gym sock? You don't want to. It stinks.
  • That's an old yarn!