March 31, 2005

• It says I'm a "Master Cocksman". neato!
• Intelligence - 5.9 - Average Intelligence Risk - 4.3 - Low Risk Ambition - 5.8 - Average Ambition Gay Factor - 1.2 - Very Low Gay Factor Honor - 3.9 - Low Honor Politeness - 5.6 - Average Politeness Income - 6.5 - $30,000 - $50,000 Sociability - 5.9 - Average Sociability Promiscuity - 3.1 - Low Promiscuity Um.
• Check out these gay factors. I don't think that part of the analyzer is turned on.
• Reading the results for my photo leads me to believe I must not be me but an imposter.
• I uploaded a picture of a butt and won money, covered in chocolate.
• I dunno. I uploaded two different shots - one with the beard and one without and got a 2 pt variation in a several categories and the racial analysis was off by better than 50% in both cases.
• I uploaded a photo of my young son, and found that he's a highly social, highly intellectual, highly ambitious Alpha academic. Curiously, he's also a Chinese woman. I'm not sure how to react to this.
• Wow...I'm Chinese. I wonder if my parents know. Guess all that learning German and Danish was a bit silly, wasn't it. Po tong hua from now on it is. I had one CD worth of Mandarin and, um, I had a stir fry tonight.
• Personality Profile Rank Intelligence 0.0 Risk 0.0 Ambition 0.0 Gay Factor 0.0 Honor 0.0 Politeness 0.0 Income 0.0 Sociability 0.0 Promiscuity 0.0 Should I cry now, or wait 'til I get home?
• They got the race thing almost perfectly with me, for whatever it's worth. Personality Profile Rank: Intelligence 6.7 Risk 5.5 Ambition 5.3 Gay Factor 1.9 Honour 5.6 Politeness 6.6 Income 6.0 Sociability 6.6 Promiscuity 5.3 I think I could quibble with more than a few of these, assuming that 10 is the magic number. Not very accurate at all, in my opinion. Maybe the picture lies! YOUR ARCHETYPE: Personality Profile: You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire. Bang on, other than tv. You don't particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions. You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free. Wrong all over. Your view of other types: You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments of certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them. Only very partially accurate, and only when interpreting their parameters very broadly. Other types' view of you Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types. That's the most useless thing I've read this week. And since when are cops (and telemarketers!) considered white collar?
• This guy has a gay factor of 7.6, making him the third gayest person on the site. He also looks exactly like someone I dated in high school, which explains a lot about why things didn't work out.
• Whoops, wrong link. This is the guy I was talking about. For the record, I did not date Alyssa Milano in high school.
• Intelligence 6.3 Risk 4.5 Ambition 5.9 Gay Factor 1.6 Honor 4.7 Politeness 5.7 Income 6.1 Sociability 5.6 Promiscuity 3.4 It says I'm a white collar type. It also says I'm 35% Anglo-Saxon, which I think they have confused with Celtic, and that I don't get along with artist types. Lame.
• Apparently, I'm secretly a Middle Eastern man. Don't tell the TSA. I'm flying in a few weeks.
• i'm 98% middle eastern and 2% anglo saxon. let's see, that means perhaps one of my great-great-great-great-grandparents was anglosaxon.
• har! what a pile of poo. it thinks I am an asian male. I HAVE RED HAIR!!! also, high ranks in intelligence and risk taking (gee, I am wearing my glasses in the pic) but also $50,000-$100,000 I wish!!! and low promiscuity, I will not even dignify that with a rebuttal!
• *sidles up to Medusa, wiggles eyebrows*
• Wow. I just tried submitting 2 photos. It appears that when I'm smiling, I'm a highly intellegent Chinese/Korean woman earning $50-100,000, but when I'm stone faced I'm a dumb-as-dirt ambitionless Southern European living in abject poverty. Either I'm bipolar or this program is... (Just in case, I'll keep the goofy grin plastered on my face until my jaw muscles give out...)