March 31, 2005
Monkey pay-per-view
When given the choice, thirsty monkeys will choose to look at images of the dominant members of their pack rather than taking a drink of their favorite beverage, cherry juice. Apparently this justifies Paris Hilton's celebrity. In other news, male monkeys are willing to pay lots of juice to see female monkey butts.
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pretty sweet...
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btw, don't feel bad, queso. i doubt you'll be the last one to post this. ;)
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Is this where I talk about the guy with the wedding dress? *exit stage left, pulled by giant hook*
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sigh. i thought it was a brand new survey, so I didn't even look...