of no fixed subtitle
January 31, 2004
STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS
"Since trying Michael Menkin
18 years ago
Thank you for the reminder that I need to keep a baseball bat within reach at all times.
And tinfoil; don't forget the tinfoil...
Wear the helmut as much as you can,
especially during times that you feel you are usually abducted
banana time again!
Is my doctor an alien
Yes. Yes he is.
To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: you are so abducted We are takin' you. Get ready! Love, The Grays If that doesn't work, call them on the
Candidate Kucinich, if elected, will protect America from
orbital mind control lasers
, thus rendering such anti-psychotronic wards unnecessary.