March 25, 2005
1) Choose Life. 2) Add To Cart.
The ad oddly describes the Save Terri Schiavo Teddy Bear ($18.99) as a "cutie" that will "put a smile on someone's face." Too perky? You might prefer a tote bag, t-shirt, mug or throw pillow ($14.99 and up). Or Terri as Joan Of Arc Cufflinks ($9.95). Or...
...a Euthanasia term paper citing the Schiavo case in its sales pitch. ($69.95). Or a Save Terri Schiavo Italian Charm ($5.99). Or an Always Err On The Side Of Life Beer Stein. Or the Terri Schiavo.com Domain Name (Current bid: $355.00). More to come? You bet.
hosefeeding tube ach, ya'll are too young to remember that *gums dentures, shakes cane, leaves