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March 24, 2005
I thought these stories were all urban legend...
A woman bites into a chunk of human finger while eating Chili at Wendy's.
18 years ago
strikes again. Next they'll find a hand. Then an arm...
Um.... not going to get any Wendy's chili any time soon. Yuck. :Þ
[insert 'giving the finger' joke here]
My first thought was an unfortunate migrant worker at the
food processing plant
Nononono!!!!! Unlovely discoveries in/on food: a whitish insectoid grub in some canned okra (a sibling discovered this last year while trying to make shrimp gumbo in my kitchen --Gag!) a gold (?nose or ?ear) ring in a Causar's salad a couple of years ago (my salad, to be exact-- Gah!!!) two weeks ago, a very used and nasty-looking bandaid in a bowl of chili at a restaurant (Yes, in my bowl -- Gah!!!) O wot is this all leading up to? Run!!! as kitchen staff disintegrates into entrees....
Remember: you don't want to order the clam chowder.
My aunt Larita had a job in eastern Washington state turning cow to ground beef and lost a finger in the grinder, the batch was never recalled. Mmmmm, Laritaburger
And, beeswacky: did you ever had some falling with some service industry union or something..?
the cook really put himself into that dish
Not to my knowledge,
. Seems to be sheer happenstance.
Lousy waitress, there goes her tip. (finger...tip...ah, fergeddit)
What is it with
Any monkeys ever work at Wendy's? The rumor always had it that it's made out of the hamburgers that are burnt or dropped on the floor.... Dunno if that's true.
it = chilli, of course. *sigh*
why is chili capitalized in this post's title? confused with Chile?
Sorry for the cap... typed the link while still thinking "ew, ew..." and my German heritage must have taken control. (Must... capitalize...the... noun...)
Ew. ew ew ew ew ew. I will now be totally grossed out for the rest of the day, thank you arch1.
No way I'm eating Wendy's chili. I mean they can't guaranty that you'll get a finger. She just got lucky.
That's the fickle finger of fate for you. The pickled finger can be a nice snack mind you.
Not as filling as pig's feet.
Monkeyfilter: No way I'm eating Wendy's chili
Now, that sounds quite lewd if translated to spanish slang...
"Fenstersheib said the finger had been cooked at a high enough temperature to kill any viruses."
a relief. As much as I enjoy a hearty plate of finger flesh, there's always that fear in the back of my mind that they may have been undercooked...
quite alright, arch1. your fpp brought warmth to my heart. :)
I'm sure she is just
didn't bother her as much as we thought.
[retches on keyboard] A high school teacher of mine said he once found a cow's eye in a tin of corned beef. I never ate tinned corned beef again. And I used to like it.
picture was eerily reminiscent of
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Video News Report
[Real Player] heh, grand larceny... don't fuck with Wendy's Secret Police!
'Chili finger' pair plead guilty
And I hope they find a finger in their prison food. Or an ear.