March 22, 2005

Doormats, "The Most Unknown, Underrated but Crucial Health Tool."
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • I thought you were talking about the Cubs
  • Nice. I don't envy the job of trying to make doormats sound exciting and important. I just take my shoes off at the door. Of course, I live alone, so nobody else has to look at my feet. Still. I don't lose shoes, ever.
  • "If you suffer from fatigue, dizziness, headaches, stomach discomfort, persistent cough, wheezing, sinus troubles, nausea or skin allergies" ... just get a better doormat! Sheesh!
  • I already have a copper bracelet, a magnetic bracelet and positive energy stones. Now you tell me I gotta get a new doormat, too? This living forever shit is hard work!
  • They say that one of the reasons people are suffering from asthma and allergies at record rates these days is because of all the hyper-anti-bacterializing going on. Which, I suppose, only tangentially relates to purchasing the Uber Doormat of DOOM, but that thing scares me on a variety of levels.
  • Monkeyfilter: Uber Doormat of DOOM heh.
  • I wonder if this doormat could withstand a real challenge: Pigpen.
  • Hmmm...part of their motto is "Live Longer and Prosper." So this doormat does mind melds too?
  • I want one that opens the door for me. you know, like the one at the supermarket.