March 18, 2005

Got any nautical jokes for the All-Volunteer Yacht Club?
  • Anything with seamen / Master Bates / Roger the cabin boy in the punchline will do...
  • The first one was the best. "Good trade, sir!"
  • ... nautical jokes ... /rudder not go there /lest I ketch something
  • beeswacky needs to sea kelp.
  • Nautical, but nice... Or just a lot of naval gazing... I'll let them off with a stern warning...
  • Yes, I'm floundering...
  • Wendell, I hear you're quite a ketch.
  • Oh bees beat me to it...
  • What the hull!?!
  • Buoy, you guys keel me.
  • Water you talkin' about?
  • I mean, if I mast a question, I give an answer. (Sorry, can't help it!)
  • What a lot of dumb ships... ...and one-liners. You're all dinghy. You know what yacht to do?
  • You guys are just trolling. You're way out of your league! This thread's an unfathomable mess. And speaking of hull, where's bernockle? He's always a little dinghy.
  • dammit wendell!
  • OK, cage match. That nasty Leeward Churchill is a joke. Plus, he drinks port.
  • The Academy Awards starboard didn't award Spongebob anything.
  • ... And I'll just sit tight tiller ship comes in. (So sorry; am totally addicted to this.)
  • Canoe understand?
  • Knot really.
  • Yawl are crazy. "I'll be mizzen you.."
  • There's a bar near my house called the "NE Yacht Club". On the outside, other than the name, there is no hint of a nautical theme. Aside from the Mississippi River, which last I checked is not at all good for yachting, there are no major bodies of water within miles. On the inside, there is also no hint of a nautical theme. There are no pictures of yachts, or yacht owners, or schooners, or any other kind of boat. I am not even sure if anyone drinks there who owns a boat. The pinball machine is not boat-themed. There is a pool table, which I suppose has suggestion of water, but only due to the name "pool". That is all.
  • Aweigh with ye!
  • These are some avast jokes.
  • To save yourselves some time, you may want to check out the lyrics of this Dr. Demento classic by Kip Addotta: Wet Dream.
  • Q: whats long, hard, and full of semen? A: a submarine
  • I am proposing a naughty-tcal themed party. I have long dreamed of a weiner roast in my hood. But now I propose a full-on hothdog party to be sponsored by me. I will even make js. who wants to be a meanie. I'm very temped by this. Any one think an impromtu wienie roast is fun? Should I go with it?
  • ATTENTION: the above was totally an error. Just ignore. Thanks.