March 18, 2005
Got any nautical jokes
for the All-Volunteer Yacht Club?
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Anything with seamen / Master Bates / Roger the cabin boy in the punchline will do...
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The first one was the best. "Good trade, sir!"
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... nautical jokes ... /rudder not go there /lest I ketch something
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beeswacky needs to sea kelp.
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Nautical, but nice... Or just a lot of naval gazing... I'll let them off with a stern warning...
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Yes, I'm floundering...
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Wendell, I hear you're quite a ketch.
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Oh bees beat me to it...
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I fire across your bow.
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What the hull!?!
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Buoy, you guys keel me.
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Water you talkin' about?
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I mean, if I mast a question, I give an answer. (Sorry, can't help it!)
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What a lot of dumb ships... ...and one-liners. You're all dinghy. You know what yacht to do?
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You guys are just trolling. You're way out of your league! This thread's an unfathomable mess. And speaking of hull, where's bernockle? He's always a little dinghy.
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dammit wendell!
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OK, cage match. That nasty Leeward Churchill is a joke. Plus, he drinks port.
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The Academy Awards starboard didn't award Spongebob anything.
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... And I'll just sit tight tiller ship comes in. (So sorry; am totally addicted to this.)
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Canoe understand?
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Knot really.
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Yawl are crazy. ♫ "I'll be mizzen you.."♫
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There's a bar near my house called the "NE Yacht Club". On the outside, other than the name, there is no hint of a nautical theme. Aside from the Mississippi River, which last I checked is not at all good for yachting, there are no major bodies of water within miles. On the inside, there is also no hint of a nautical theme. There are no pictures of yachts, or yacht owners, or schooners, or any other kind of boat. I am not even sure if anyone drinks there who owns a boat. The pinball machine is not boat-themed. There is a pool table, which I suppose has suggestion of water, but only due to the name "pool". That is all.
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Aweigh with ye!
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These are some avast jokes.
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To save yourselves some time, you may want to check out the lyrics of this Dr. Demento classic by Kip Addotta: Wet Dream.
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Q: whats long, hard, and full of semen? A: a submarine
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I am proposing a naughty-tcal themed party. I have long dreamed of a weiner roast in my hood. But now I propose a full-on hothdog party to be sponsored by me. I will even make js. who wants to be a meanie. I'm very temped by this. Any one think an impromtu wienie roast is fun? Should I go with it?
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ATTENTION: the above was totally an error. Just ignore. Thanks.