March 15, 2005

Hi, My name is Robert MacNichol and this name is coming up on the Blair Witch Vol. II site. I'd like some explination as to how this happened. I want my name off your public domain and diconnected with anything relating to your business. Please advise Rob.
  • Nutcase.
  • I was going to write that he was an ******* *****, but then he sent me an email saying that he was going to sue me as well. What a ***** ***.
  • Some days it seems a fellow has nothing more interesting to do than demand an explination from me or from you. Explinations serve to fill in gaps between a what if? and a perhaps...
  • Dear monkeyfilter administrator, My name is Post Newcomment. Please stop using my name on your website. People keep pressing my buttons and spellchecking me. Yours, Post Newcomment.
  • NAMBLA keeps taking my name off their website. They said it was bad for business.
  • Since that story takes place during the Civil War, that must have been before your position as the Provincial Secretary of the Canadian Legion, your tour of duty in Vietnam, and your job as Director of the State Racing Bureau of Massachusetts. Also, sorry to hear about your divorce from Helen. oh god that's a riot...
  • I googled myself and found out that I died in the 1800s, and what's more was a Civil War vet. Unfortunately, my veteran's admins checks would come in Confederate dollars. Hmm... The wife was a real looker, though, apparently.
  • Hey! I live in New Zealand! *waves to tracicle*
  • Ha! I'm apparently some unfunny cockmuncher on a site called "monkeyfil oh wait never mind
  • I googled my name and found that I paint sci-fi themed pictures, play bass for a heavy metal band in Ottawa, and practice law in Washington DC. Nothing on the NAMBLA site, though.
  • For a while, I was the top 8 or so links out of 10 for my name (gotta love university networks). But now I am slipping down back into obscurity. Did anyone else think about how this man was worried about his reputation, and now he's on monkeyfilter, where 3000 more random strangers can oggle him?
  • Did anyone else think about how this man was worried about his reputation, and now he's on monkeyfilter, where 3000 more random strangers can oggle him? hmmm
  • On the internets, the squeaky wheel gets the hot, pungent man-grease. Right in the eye.
  • I smell a steaming fresh meme.
  • I am a model/centerfold. Who said they could use all of those naked pictures of me?
  • I have a verb for a last name. It's hard to google me. Hey, I take it back. Third and fifth result. And I'm the Conservative Borough Councillor for Horsehay and Lightmoor Ward. My policies suck! I'm suing me!
  • Some people should never get to google.
  • Robert MacNichol (NSFW, I would imagine - I didn't really check) is begging for a googlebomb.
  • i have weird enough first AND last names that every single 1,030 of my hits are all... me. *lonely, sniff*
  • let's all email him and say hi!
  • The first time I gogled for my name all the results were from a gay male escort. Ther were pictures of him washing the car and dressed up like a cowboy and at mardi gras. Ever since then I've used my full name professionally. About three years ago a friend of mine called and said, "Turn to MTV, right now!" They were having an episode of their "True Life" series and the episode was "I'm a prostitute." Yes, the guy was one of the 3 people they followed around. He got arrested in a sting operation while they were filming the show.
  • I'm a tree used in rituals in India. I prevent disease and pest attack if worshipped!
  • I'm apparently a talented striker for Aysgarth School's 2nd 11 football side. I've been watching my namesake's career with interest for some years now.
  • If I google my new two last-names (no hyphen) name, I only get me. Whee! And one of the three hits is my profile here. Without adding the hubby's name, I'm a travel writer or a character in a Brendan Fraser movie, almost exclusively. Yeah.
  • SideDish, don't be lonely. You're not the only one with a unique name. I've only got 14 hits to my lonesome self, all mine. *sigh* Including a poem posted on an ex's now-defunct blog.
  • But wait! Apparently my personal name is a variant name for the African Hunting Dog!
  • Monkeyfilter: the squeaky wheel gets the hot, pungent man-grease. whee! my first tagline! is that ok, GramMa?
  • Google doesn't get everything. Once trying out a new search engine, I found links on my name I'd never seen before, including a short story I had written, but never posted online. Freaking out as to who would put up my story, I realised it was the mockup for a website to my old highschool (and probably never really meant for the live web), where I had been editting an anthology (meant to be printed) - the anthology died in the planning stages, but I guess they still had the story and decided to put it up in their examples of students' work, probably intending to replace it with more recent work when it went officially live. That said, I got to grab stories and images of paintings done by people I'd gone to school with while the site was up - it was weird to see something I'd seen half finished in the art studio there all jpgy on the web.
  • jccalhoun: and you had to put up with (or was that enjoy?) us calling you "Mardi Gras boy" for years. Fun!
  • Man, I'm the only one with my name on the internets... I guess that's good...
  • alnedra, your name is Lycaon pictus?
  • I thought my name was weird but it isn't weird enough - I'm a famous sixty something yoga teacher in California. actually, I bet she has a better life than me, drat her!
  • I was surprised to find out I'm a professional engineer, a deadbeat dad, and the President of the St. Louis Jazz Club.
  • Apparently I also ripped off some record store hippies on a used iMac in San Francisco, and refused to pay for the needed repairs. I'm an asshole! Don't buy computers from me! :) And here's one with a picture of me, from a newspaper in Mesa, Arizona! HEY! I think that's the guy that fucked up my credit report last year! Grrrr....
  • Until I registered my full name as a domain and started blogging, the top google hit for my name was some convicted pedophile.