March 14, 2005

No wife, no horse, no mustache & two penises. Have you heard the one about the German guy who gets a second penis? His wife sees his double penis & immediately leaves him. Insert peni punchline here. This is a true story about penises. There is little or no offensive material in this article except for 10 penises, 4 cunts, an intact pair of testicles & a foreskin. Some of what I wrote in that last sentence is not true.
posted by Korzeniowski the Cat 19 years ago
  • Maybe she prefers them uncut?
  • A career in porn beckons.
  • It's not 'penises' or 'penii' but 'penes'. It's not 'cunts' but 'cuntae'. It's not 'testicles' but 'testiclata'. HTH
  • When he heard the operation was successful he was like a dog with dicks. /no joke too crap for me
  • Dodgy Double Dicker Dumped!
  • Sucks double, him losing his wife.
  • 'testiclata' Everybody do the testiclata!
  • I just realised I ballsed up a dick joke. How sad is that?
  • From the page: doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body. Bone in a penis? Are we not men??
  • we are devo.
  • Sucks double, him losing his wife. Hahaha. I missed that the first time around.
  • Get your testes off my breasties! *pickets*
  • Wonder what it would be like to make it with a guy with two penises?
  • there once was a man from Kent/ with a dick so long that it bent/ to save his wife trouble, he put it in double/ and instead of coming, he went
  • Are they side-by-side or one in front of the other? Which one does he pee out of?
  • The evil one. The one with no shame.
  • My favourite Kids in the Hall skit has a middle aged couple talking at home over a meal. The husband tells the wife that he wants her to pay more attention to his nipples. The wife is visibly uncomfortable with the topic of discussion and tries to change the subject. He persists, and she grudgingly explains that she thinks it's icky. When he asks why, she says it's because he pees through them. He says "What?!...I don't pee through my nipples. I pee through my penis", causing the wife to scream "OH MY GOD!!!!" and start spitting and washing her mouth out with a jug of water from the table.
  • Maybe he's wrong when he assumes that she's left him. Maybe she just went to the hospital to see if doctors could build her a second vagina. My wife's comment: "I can't imagine how obnoxious a man with two dicks might be."
  • Bone in a penis? Are we not men?? What are you trying to say here, Judas?
  • Mrs coppermac wins