March 13, 2005
Afghan Einstein
- it's about quality, not quantity.
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Are you sure it's not one of Saddams body doubles? (Sorry, Afghanistan is not Iraq, but it's hard to get that notion into my head.)
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Somehow, I fail to see why it's necessary to emphasize that he is from Afganistan to this extent. I met this guy from earth once who looked a lot like Gabe Kaplan, maybe he was from Afganistan, or maybe he was just the same species.
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Foreigners un-nerve Americans.
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Albert Einstein was a foreigner too. Did he unnerve Americans also?
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Yes, he did. He unnerved everyone. Particularly when he started gabbing away about peace, that was particularly unpalatable. I would have found it amusing if the only Einstein lookalike that turned up was a muslim gay black man from the camaroon. Or a palestinian.